Every day its another vapid post/selfie fulfilling one of the following:
- a finger in the air for each mile ran (day after day after day after...)
- posed action shot (usually w/ awkward or terrible-looking form)
- a posed 'emotional' shot (looking deflated or fake crying about a bad workout... boo hoo)
- sports bra shot (not many will complain about this one)
- trucker hats (as if they weren't already completely terrible)
- "spontaneous!" moments (that are totally obviously planned in every way)
- product-whoring ("I love Run Gum so much. I couldn't have done my 3 mile tempo run without Run Gum!")
- stupid inspirational quotes no one cares about
- #medalmonday (look at all the money I've pissed away hobby-jogging lame HM races!)
- Boston Marathon (jog it once, post about it for years)
- attention whore shots (look, I'm in a pretty dress, guess I'm not a runner all the time)
- transformation stories (we get it, you used to be really slow and now you're just kinda slow)
Have I missed any?