We kind of got our track coached fired this year and no one would coach us for a couple weeks so the AD hired the new art teacher who also taught Yoga. He made us do all kinds of creepy yoga stuff and most of the kids quit but I couldn't because I need to put track on my college application. Now the AD made him the cross country coach. We had our preseason meeting yesterday and he brought this thing called the navage that blows water through your nose. He says everyone on the team has to use it before every practice. Mr. Wallace says Oregon Ducks use it and that's why they win. I'm calling B.S. Anyone know the guys on the Duck team?