I've been sick for two months and can't run fast any more. HELP!!!!!!! (right.just realised nobody can help me run faster.)

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5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:05pm EDT

Before I used to be the best and beat all my friends. Sadly my immune system is terrible at fighting viruses so I've been sick for two months. And I'm STILL sick! I've had the annoying blocked/runny nose for 7 weeks! Now I lost all my fitness and my friends who I used to beat now beat me by miles. I can't even run 4 kilometres I just jog it cause I lost all my running fitness. Sadly next week I have an Area level cross country competition. Just great! How do I get my fitness back ASAP (before next Wednesday)???

If anybody else had to go through that situation too, please tell me how you got your fitness back.

Anybody know how to get back to running fast after been sick for so long???

5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:07pm EDT

re: Iloverun123

It's simple.

Run on Pure Hate and chug a Monster Energy drink before the race.

- Sub 1:47 800M East Coast guy

5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:27pm EDT

re: Former Fast D1 800M Runner

wow, you have a really fast 800meter time. I think you must be an Olympian. Thanks for the advice. Just a question: how do you run on pure hate?

(P.S I'm a 13 y.o girl so hopefully my parents can buy the monster energy drink)

5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:30pm EDT

re: Former Fast D1 800M Runner

PPs the comment above is also mine but I just changed the username.(so you know)

5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:31pm EDT

re: cathylovestorun1234567890111213

You can’t run on pure hate if you’re just a teenager.

It develops naturally when you’re an adult.

Also you don’t need Monster Energy yet. You have to make a pact with the Three Beasts first: Rock Star, Monster, or Red Bull.

Once you choose which beast to whom you pledge loyalty too, good luck.

Once I drink Monster, I become One.

I stopped chasing pro runner status and now aiming for the MLS.

5 years ago 06/02/2018 10:39pm EDT

re: cathylovestorun1234567890111213

You're worried about not being able to run for only two months?

Wait until you've just graduated college with a bachelor's degree and being unable to find a job. Wait until you get a response, only after applying for 10 MONTHS and then it turns out there is another candidate who's a better fit.

5 years ago 06/03/2018 1:28am EDT

re: Just Chill

How bout you try and get the same job but work for a different company. Hope that helps.

5 years ago 06/03/2018 1:32am EDT

re: Same guy

So is the only way to make loyalty with a monster is to drink it?

LOL I hope it's healthy (my mum dosen't let me drink fizzy drinks)

I replied late coz I went to a friend's house

5 years ago 06/03/2018 3:28am EDT

re: Iloverun123

A cold that doesn't get better and continuing fatigue aren't good symptoms. Go see a doctor.

5 years ago 06/15/2018 8:16pm EDT

re: Same girl

5 years ago 06/15/2018 8:17pm EDT

re: Iloverun123

I feel so bad for you.

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