I am not shopping at Whole Foods any more ?

As a lib, I have to congratulate you. LIBS = OWNED

Where else can you meet hordes of pale anemic vegan chicks with rotting teeth?

That must have been so traumatic for you. Maybe take some time off work and get some help to work through it.

Sounds like everyone here needs to start going to food and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNK8LDD_MWk

Thanks for putting an emoji in the thread title to let everyone know you are a spoiled millennial brat and should not be taken seriously

When will you people learn that Wegman's is superior to all?

Whole Foods selections and quality at Giant prices.

Mr. Mojo Risin wrote:

* No self-checkout, ice cream melts while waiting in line for so long

* Aisles are too crowded and shoppers take forever to carefully inspect items on shelf

* $3 per bell pepper wtf

* Sometimes you have to bag your own groceries wtf

* Whatever happened to Jeff Bezos was supposed to slash prices?

* Yuppie couples where the guy has a half-beard and glasses and flip flops and tries to look intelligent

You want self-checkout... but you don't want to bag your own groceries.

You want lower prices... AND fewer shoppers.

The Chicks wrote:

Jamin, you will never pick up a woman at Whole Foods. You are the wrong type -- a Trumpkin hitting on Liberal women.

Jamin, this will help: wear crocs, grow a beard, braid your hair, get some ink and have plenty of weed.

I go to Lidl- a German grocery chain that is relatively new in the USA. Low prices too.

456 wrote:

Two words:

Trader Joes

God yes

I'm never shopping anywhere but Whole Foods ever again:

1) I can afford it

2) the produce is alway top notch

3) ditto the meat

4) Since most of you won't shop there, I'll never have to worry about hearing the typical lets run poster talk about their 17:52 5k PR or complaining about Rupp again!!

taco ted wrote:

trading traders for whole wrote:

Trader Joes sells processed garbage. Also, there are no microgreens there. Picked up a case at my Whole Food's today.

I'm embarrassed for you that you actually typed out lack of microgreens as a complaint. Microgreens are a nice compliment to your micropenis.

says the guy, taco ted, with an inverted penis!

flatter wrote:

I'm never shopping anywhere but Whole Foods ever again:

1) I can afford it

2) the produce is alway top notch

3) ditto the meat

4) Since most of you won't shop there, I'll never have to worry about hearing the typical lets run poster talk about their 17:52 5k PR or complaining about Rupp again!!

Yes, and you've run 14:00, right? We LOVE hearing about that----LOL!

trevdog wrote:

456 wrote:

Two words:

Trader Joes

God yes

Two Buck Chuck ftw.

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Two Buck Chuck ftw.

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TraderJoes MonkeyFinder ftw

(2words + 3letters)

Find that monkey. or lizard or flowers, or skateboard, scooter. Kid gets a sucker. No, your a sucker. Exspecially nice.

Whole Check wrote:

The problem with Whole Foods is it is expensive.

My friend calls it "Whole Paycheck"!!!!

Last time I was there, three chicks with hairy pits were raving about their natural deodorant... One whiff as pushed my cart by is all I needed to conclude their magic crystal deodorant sucks...

456 wrote:

Two words:

Trader Joes

Three words:

Trader Joe's Sux.

Who wants to buy an 9.5 oz box of cereal for 5.00?

Half the store is gluten free and the preferred substitute for glutten is recycled Trader Joe's cardboard boxes. Yum.

They don't have 3.00 red peppers. They're 2.99 though, cause Trader Joe customers love to save money vs Whole Foods and they're clueless enough to think they are.

3 Buck Chuck, the cheap Red Wine "deal"??

Up-Chuck that swill. More like fortified MadDog.

It's okay though Trader Joe fans. ...They have the cutest labels, and that alone takes the edge off that 2.5 oz container of peanut butter for 4.99.

I hate Whole Foods. Built around the idea that paying more for craft items means they are better.

Kroger is good enough for me. And with click list, I don't even get out of the car. I DO NOT want to waste time in a grocery store.