* No self-checkout, ice cream melts while waiting in line for so long
* Aisles are too crowded and shoppers take forever to carefully inspect items on shelf
* $3 per bell pepper wtf
* Sometimes you have to bag your own groceries wtf
* Whatever happened to Jeff Bezos was supposed to slash prices?
* Yuppie couples where the guy has a half-beard and glasses and flip flops and tries to look intelligent