"Well, he's a guy who's not the father of my children but he lives with and sleeps with the mother of my children and also hangs out with my kids most of the time and takes them on trips and buys them things. Oh yeah, and he also has his own kids that live with my kids even though they're not related through blood or kinship. I also have to pay my wife a large sum every month to help support her lifestyle....What's that? Oh no, this is completely normal in 2018."
*ancestors looks at you like ur a lunatic, slowly backs away*