Distance Runners are sprinting rejects.
Sprinters are football rejects.
Football Players are Rugby Rejects.
Rugpy players are wrestling rejects.
and wrestlers are just rejects from a gay porno.
Baseball takes coordination, assimilation , powermination, speedamation, agilitation, and fornication.
Baseball #1
When I need to take a nap!
Wake me up in the bottom of the 9th!
What's your deal with balls and gay porn? It's cool if that's your thing. Just own it, that's all.
proper pwnage wrote:
What's your deal with balls and gay porn? It's cool if that's your thing. Just own it, that's all.
Hey, now. Don't you dare ruin Americas #2 finest goddarn sport of baseball by bringing your liberal agendas of "accepting all people" and "spreading peace and positivity" I tell you what, boy. The next time one of you "liberals" steps on the home base of my new york yankees will be the day that lord allmighty cums and brings the rapture forth.
RejectRunner wrote:
proper pwnage wrote:
What's your deal with balls and gay porn? It's cool if that's your thing. Just own it, that's all.
Hey, now. Don't you dare.
Spoken like a true liberal.
When did you become such a horrible troll?
Baseball sucks and so do liberals.
The microcosm of life known as the Holy Trinity of 21st Cenutry American Pro Sports:
* Baseball - national pasttime
* Basketball - ad spectaculum
* Football - culutural identity
There is always next season. It unifies the common tongue with a familiar vernacular between local strangers. It is a utopian escape for humans to release physical energy. It is the height of citizen leisure. It yields a greater good beyond the reach of the political bodies. It gathers and energizes the sensory realm beyond what can exist through the church. It is our own form of mythology in the context that a majority of citizens need it to live vicariously through and identify with to release the toxins of the world of work. We deify the greats. It is a window into our civilization which is actually a status reinforcement display of what it means to be American.
It is great game. If you have skills you can undersized or oversized. The powers that be don't know how to maximize things and will likely drive it into the ground instead.
However, it is a great game and not even gross incomp' can kill it.
* Baseball: June 3rd, 1920 - a rags to riches Yankee sent three home runs into the evening skies and one into the upper grandstand at Yankee Stadium and ignited the 1920s
https://media0.giphy.com/media/d6JKtAXj56JIA/200w.webp
* Basketball: Classic Chicago Bulls Intro at Home - socializes dominant values of contributing to the greater super team idea
* Football: Just a guy from the Lower End that first unified his hometown and later became an NFL icon
ACL Thief wrote:
RejectRunner wrote:
Hey, now. Don't you dare.
Spoken like a true liberal.
When did you become such a horrible troll?
Baseball sucks and so do liberals.
Only problem is, I don't know what a liberal or conservative is but I do know that everybody starts their monthly cycle when I bring up either one.
common themes wrote:
* Baseball: June 3rd, 1920 - a rags to riches Yankee sent three home runs into the evening skies and one into the upper grandstand at Yankee Stadium and ignited the 1920s
https://media0.giphy.com/media/d6JKtAXj56JIA/200w.webp* Basketball: Classic Chicago Bulls Intro at Home - socializes dominant values of contributing to the greater super team idea
https://youtu.be/Zn6kiimEsYc* Football: Just a guy from the Lower End that first unified his hometown and later became an NFL icon
https://youtu.be/BVkkAWKesRk
All sports are like that. You could be a rich pansy kid who had all the support needed and people will still make your story as "he came up from the bottom" "he had nothing!" Not saying any of these athletes were like that but I'm just saying that sports marketing is huge B.S. and baseball has the biggest B.S. of all.
I played baseball all through college. It's a very skill-based sport. You don't have to be very athletic and by that I mean aerobically conditioned. It's slow, methodical, and coaching matters.
Is it possible for you to go back to your third world shithole and stay off this board?
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer...
Ozzie and the Straw
McClintock wrote:
It is great game. If you have skills you can undersized or oversized. The powers that be don't know how to maximize things and will likely drive it into the ground instead.
However, it is a great game and not even gross incomp' can kill it.
Developing the skill to hit a baseball (or fastpitch softball) thrown by someone that mixes a hard fastball with off-speed pitches may be the hardest skill in all of sports.
Ackley wrote:
McClintock wrote:
It is great game. If you have skills you can undersized or oversized. The powers that be don't know how to maximize things and will likely drive it into the ground instead.
However, it is a great game and not even gross incomp' can kill it.
Developing the skill to hit a baseball (or fastpitch softball) thrown by someone that mixes a hard fastball with off-speed pitches may be the hardest skill in all of sports.
I 100% agree with this. Hitting a 100mph fast ball requires insane speed, coordination and focus.
I disagree, but a similar hierarchy exists in the sciences, with Math as king.
100m wrote:
I disagree, but a similar hierarchy exists in the sciences, with Math as king.
Is math a science? Math is the language and medium through which we communicate, describe, compare, understand observable facts.
RejectRunner wrote:
Distance Runners are sprinting rejects.
Sprinters are football rejects.
Football Players are Rugby Rejects.
Rugpy players are wrestling rejects.
and wrestlers are just rejects from a gay porno.
Baseball takes coordination, assimilation , powermination, speedamation, agilitation, and fornication.
Baseball #1
John Kruk, fat slob, was a star. That's all you need to know about baseball. Even his words tell it like it is" "i'm not an athlete, i'm a ball player".
98% of the time, maybe more, is standing still. No exaggeration.
That said, I still enjoy a good ball game. Soothing. Especially if Vin Sculley is on the mic.
Soccer is the king.
