I spent years working on my running PRs only to realize, once I stopped hanging around runners every day, that no one cares about them. So much wasted time when I should've been working on things people actually ask about.
List your real-world-relevant PRs:
Breath holding: 1min 28sec
Consecutive 3pointers made: 5
Holes in one: 0
Pull-ups: 45
Chin-ups: 32
225lb bench reps: 5
Sub 4 miles run: 0
Body weight low after college: 142
Body weight high after college: 160
Longest run: 16
Children created: 3
Beers drunk in 24hrs: 'bout 16
# of broken bones: 8
# of surgeries: 3
# times pronounced dead: 0
# of marathons run: 0