Granpa came with me shopping an hour ago at the mall and he got very tired so we let him sit on the bench. I went to go check out some clothes and when I returned back to the bench I saw that Granpa wasn’t there. What Should I do? He can’t go long without oxygen and he is a very slow thinker and talks by using clicks and whistles. Oh please oh please where has My Granpa gone to?
Maybe he went Up.
He probably sucking off all the dildos in the toy shop.
he came up to me and said my underwear was sticking out, and offered to slip it back in for me.
You should have kept him in the attic. Or at the very least chipped him. Right now he's probably trying to find a way to get back to the Crimean War. That's where I'd start looking anyways.
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