99% of the time firemen have the best job in the world. Chill at a firehouse with your bros, work out, sit in a lawnchair and watch young tail walk past the firehouse. Maybe respond to a fender bender here and there, or a person having an asthma attack. Maybe fight 1 or 2 big fires per year.
Airtight jobs security? Check
Retire at 50 with a lifetime pension? Check
In the last week I've seen 3 incidents where fire trucks bleet up the street, only to turn around when they're not "needed" to save the cat stuck in the tree. Oh yeah, by the way, each one of those dispatch calls cost taxpayers $4,000. Hehe. Our bad.
Stop hero-worshipping these dregs.