Embarrassing male problem...I can't be the only one.

Don't let Lorena Bobbitt ride in your shorts.

Gun Oil. Is the product name. Is a silicone sex lube. I use it for all running and triathlon. It's seriously the best anti chafe product i've ever used. I don't work for them btw. Buy it on Amazon

Wear a condom.

Jockstrap FTW

kangaroo wrote:

"foreskin is dirty"

"you have a mutilated dick"

"your dick looks like an anteater"

"foreskin provides more sexual pleasure"

There I'll save you guys the effort so you don't have to take part in the lamest argument of all time. Nothing screams insecurity like trying to convince people your d*** is better than theirs.

Doesn't an uncircumcised Johnson appear bigger? That would give a little guy more confidence. 😉

Gun oil ... LOLAlso, why do guys call their frank and beans their "junk" ... sounds like something demeaning that women would make up to emasculate men. You should be proud of your reproductive organs. Stand tall!

Sylicone wrote:

Gun Oil. Is the product name. Is a silicone sex lube. I use it for all running and triathlon. It's seriously the best anti chafe product i've ever used. I don't work for them btw. Buy it on Amazon

big and floppy wrote:

Gun oil ... LOL

Also, why do guys call their frank and beans their "junk" ... sounds like something demeaning that women would make up to emasculate men. You should be proud of your reproductive organs. Stand tall!

It's a stupid term that gets annoying and is used ad nuseam on this forum. Goofballs that use it don't understand human physiology...the organ is used far more often for urination than used as a sex organ. Far from "junk!" 🤔 😁

Thanks for all the suggestions. I'm getting circumcised tomorrow.

Actually, I like being uncircumcised; I'm trying this instead. From what I hear, it's painless to remove. I'll test it on my arm before I put it on my penis:

http://www.myscaraway.com/product/scaraway-silicone-scar-sheets/

The real answer is wrote:

Hot girls prefer no foreskin. It looks much better.

And girls that aren't so hot do prefer foreskin??? 🤔

Voice of Reason wrote:

The real answer is wrote:

Hot girls prefer no foreskin. It looks much better.

And girls that aren't so hot do prefer foreskin??? 🤔

They usually aren't in a position to be picky.

Iwwald wrote:

They usually aren't in a position to be picky.

Since there's an overabundance of dudes in this country, I think they are in a position to be picky. 😉

Y'all ever have your tool rub your short liner wrong and get a semi while running? Just me?

So I tried a silicone sheet when I ran twelve miles this evening; it worked! No more irritation/pain and it peeled off painlessly and quickly when I needed to take a piss.

Purchase a product called ‘Manhood’ from Canada, and wear a sports jockstrap to hold everything in place.

5/10

Lot of bites. Most predictable.

Cutting out liners?

Jock straps? To prevent chafing?? Lol

Its humid as hell where I live during the summer (DC) and I have a similar problem anytime i do a run longer than say 45 minutes. I just use bandaids but have had to try different kinds as some seem to fall off very easy due to the sweat.

name withheld wrote:

Y'all ever have your tool rub your short liner wrong and get a semi while running? Just me?

Not just you

The real answer is wrote:

jms90 wrote:

Haha...I like my foreskin too much to cut it off, and I shudder to think about how it would feel if the penis head itself were irritated, not just the foreskin.

Hot girls prefer no foreskin. It looks much better.

You can't play a trombone with a missing slide.

Hand Fire Drill wrote:

The real answer is wrote:

Hot girls prefer no foreskin. It looks much better.

You can't play a trombone with a missing slide.

No kidding! ?