If it's good enough for Paula, it's good enough for the rest of us
If it's good enough for Paula, it's good enough for the rest of us
William Knilley wrote:
I can tell you how this is going to end. It will prove to be not so bizarre after all.
The woman quoted in these stories, the resident of the apparently shit-targeted home, has children, but a husband is not mentioned in any of the stories. She is probably divorced.
The homeowner and the shitter have had sex with the same man, or one of them has and the other is trying to. Either the shitter banged the homeowner's husband (who may or may not exist as such) or boyfriend (who's not the dad) but cannot get the man to leave the homeowner for her, or, more likely, the homeowner screwed the shitter's boyfriend or husband. The homeowner may not know the identity of her off-limits sexual partner's girlfriend or wife, who may have identified the homeowner's location through stealth methods. But even if she does know or suspect that the shitter is doing what she's doing as a result of sexual indiscretions, she's not gonna tell the press or even the cops that.
Almost every truly weird example of behavior by otherwise sane women is rooted in sexual jealousy, and anyone who denies this has just landed here from another solar system.
Bet she'd go for a Cleveland Steamer!
I am shocked and disappointed that the normally neurotically obsessive LetsRun sleuthers haven't sleuthed this one out yet.
But was she relaxed?
hoo-ah wrote:
I am shocked and disappointed that the normally neurotically obsessive LetsRun sleuthers haven't sleuthed this one out yet.
Yes definitely. Waiting for the breakthrough.
aloa answ wrote:
hoo-ah wrote:I am shocked and disappointed that the normally neurotically obsessive LetsRun sleuthers haven't sleuthed this one out yet.
Yes definitely. Waiting for the breakthrough.
Mom????
Because they don't know anyone of the opposite gender.
hoo-ah wrote:
I am shocked and disappointed that the normally neurotically obsessive LetsRun sleuthers haven't sleuthed this one out yet.
William Knilley wrote:
I can tell you how this is going to end. It will prove to be not so bizarre after all.
The woman quoted in these stories, the resident of the apparently shit-targeted home, has children, but a husband is not mentioned in any of the stories. She is probably divorced.
The homeowner and the shitter have had sex with the same man, or one of them has and the other is trying to. Either the shitter banged the homeowner's husband (who may or may not exist as such) or boyfriend (who's not the dad) but cannot get the man to leave the homeowner for her, or, more likely, the homeowner screwed the shitter's boyfriend or husband. The homeowner may not know the identity of her off-limits sexual partner's girlfriend or wife, who may have identified the homeowner's location through stealth methods. But even if she does know or suspect that the shitter is doing what she's doing as a result of sexual indiscretions, she's not gonna tell the press or even the cops that.
Almost every truly weird example of behavior by otherwise sane women is rooted in sexual jealousy, and anyone who denies this has just landed here from another solar system.
Intriguing. You may be onto something. You last sentence in particular. Never considered that but it's hard to deny.
john utah wrote:
William Knilley wrote:I can tell you how this is going to end. It will prove to be not so bizarre after all.
The woman quoted in these stories, the resident of the apparently shit-targeted home, has children, but a husband is not mentioned in any of the stories. She is probably divorced.
The homeowner and the shitter have had sex with the same man, or one of them has and the other is trying to. Either the shitter banged the homeowner's husband (who may or may not exist as such) or boyfriend (who's not the dad) but cannot get the man to leave the homeowner for her, or, more likely, the homeowner screwed the shitter's boyfriend or husband. The homeowner may not know the identity of her off-limits sexual partner's girlfriend or wife, who may have identified the homeowner's location through stealth methods. But even if she does know or suspect that the shitter is doing what she's doing as a result of sexual indiscretions, she's not gonna tell the press or even the cops that.
Almost every truly weird example of behavior by otherwise sane women is rooted in sexual jealousy, and anyone who denies this has just landed here from another solar system.
Intriguing. You may be onto something. You last sentence in particular. Never considered that but it's hard to deny.
Well a few points I differ I:
"Otherwise sane woman" is not possible, they simply aren't sane, none of them. Just varying degrees of insanity
The whole retaliation by feces deal. Never heard or seen that before in women. Don't believe that is the motivation here.
One dude hooking with 2 women at the same time???? Not likely as the perp is a runner and likely dates runners not cross fit guys.
No this behavior is far more devolved, primal, and sinister. First the Putney Bridge Pusher and now the Mad Pooper. Two incidents with no apparent motivation that make hobby joggers look horrible. With convenient pics and video and all ends up international news and the Daily Mail. Connect the dots people ...
a elitist illuminati style runners cabal has launched an all out attack on hobby joggers. Cruel, effective, and global.
The end of hobby joggers as we know then is nigh.
aloa answ wrote:
hoo-ah wrote:I am shocked and disappointed that the normally neurotically obsessive LetsRun sleuthers haven't sleuthed this one out yet.
Yes definitely. Waiting for the breakthrough.
Perp has been identified. Apparently a USAF just back from overseas duty and suffered some exposure issues. Now has severe gastrointestinal problems but wants to complete Pikes Peak run. Leave her alone and let her have peace. The issue is resolved and will not occur again in public.
Postal service conspiracy wrote:
No this behavior is far more devolved, primal, and sinister. First the Putney Bridge Pusher and now the Mad Pooper. Two incidents with no apparent motivation that make hobby joggers look horrible. With convenient pics and video and all ends up international news and the Daily Mail. Connect the dots people ...
a elitist illuminati style runners cabal has launched an all out attack on hobby joggers. Cruel, effective, and global.
The end of hobby joggers as we know then is nigh.
Something does appear to be afoot
angry willy wrote:
The story is global now.
UK Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html
She has the build of a triathlete. Letsrun sleuths, we need to find who this woman is and congratulate her?
Strava? wrote:
Been a bit since I checked the thread but during my run this evening I wondered if this lady has Strava possibly. Are there any photos showing what neighborhoods she ran through or the specific street. Maybe she will pop up on a segment leaderboard.
Good idea, cross reference heat maps, someone needs boots on the ground in the area at the same time and place for a week and we'll see her in strava fly bys.
Drainthefecesswamp wrote:
Great Dane Douchenberg wrote:There's a chance it might be contaminated though. Maybe she recently underwent a fecal transplant or some dude showed up at the back porch.
Sperm is haploid...
A snake sheds its skin.
Dr Alfred Bellows wrote:
aloa answ wrote:Yes definitely. Waiting for the breakthrough.
Perp has been identified. Apparently a USAF just back from overseas duty and suffered some exposure issues. Now has severe gastrointestinal problems but wants to complete Pikes Peak run. Leave her alone and let her have peace. The issue is resolved and will not occur again in public.
Oh, I see.
We got the "Phantom Pooper" at our work. He goes into work are bathrooms and spread feces all over the walls and toilet seats. He has been identified, and vilified. He was caught as being the only one on camera going into and out of the bathroom between the times when it was not Pooperized and when it was Pooperized.
He supposedly admitted to it, but only to claim that he had really bad explosive diarrhea. No one believed it because explosive diarrhea doesn't get spread by hands all over walls.
His assignment at that work location was more evidence because when it occurred at another location where he does not work, it turns out he was at the other location working a spot of overtime during the hours of Phantom Pooping.
PS-- He still works for and with us. Otherwise totally normal, easy to get along with, bright, capable middle-aged family man. Super unusual fetish.
I've read this before too but, no matter, it still makes me laugh out loud. Excellent. Thank you, I needed a good belly laugh. The funniest story I have ever read on letsrun. POTY, whatever year it's posted!
Doesn't look mad or even a little agitated to me. Nor is she a bandit. She looks relaxed. As long as she is cleaning up after herself who gives a crap.
There are two conditions that annoy us runners:
1) Satan's Fart
2) Satan Chocolate Explosion
One would assume that since Satan is the author of these affliction, that Satan can provide relief (for a price).
But Satan is a sneaky snake.
The Mad Pooper asked:
"Satan don't cause me to suffer your afflictions and I will do your bidding."
She assumed that Satan would cure her.
But instead, Satan simply made it so that she was no longer embarrassed or uncomfortable by the afflictions.
Dr Alfred Bellows wrote:
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Perp has been identified. Apparently a USAF just back from overseas duty and suffered some exposure issues. Now has severe gastrointestinal problems but wants to complete Pikes Peak run. Leave her alone and let her have peace. The issue is resolved and will not occur again in public.
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If you’re going to troll at least try and make your story agree with the facts. There are several public washrooms very nearby she could use. It’s also not diarrhea (actual photos exist). Not an intestinal problem but a woman who likes to poop in public. She loves the scat.
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it