poops on the ground! we need poops on the ground!
poops on the ground! we need poops on the ground!
Pretty simple actually wrote:
Americans claim to be "free" but they can't even take a sh%t in their own neighbourhood....
It's not me wrote:I'm not sure what else to say... I just wish this site wasn't all dudes so there was a chance that she's actually a poster here.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-jogger-dubbed-mad-pooper-wanted-police-article-1.3506044
I'm sure you're free to 💩 on your own yard...
By now someone who knows her has recognized her or at least suspects.
The horror .... save the community or her?
This is worse than the Putney Bridge Pusher.
Time to arrest some rich British people and make them prove they were not in the country.
Oh how I hope LRC cracks the case before Christmas. That's all I want. How's the race name spreadsheet war room going guys ?
I dare her to do it again .... Double date her ..... If she is fast then should net get caught
LoneStarXC wrote:
Pretty simple actually wrote:Americans claim to be "free" but they can't even take a sh%t in their own neighbourhood....
I'm sure you're free to 💩 on your own yard...
Pisses me off that her picture is getting circulated so widely. Violation of privacy.
Jig's up. It's me.
One time I was finish a long tempo on a high school track in the early evening. I was over an hour in and the workout was going super and was the capstone of my training cycle. I very suddenly had to shit and was able to determine that it would be copious but solid. Over the next half lap I estimated how much of the turn I could cut off so as to run onto the infield, shit in the middle, and run to the other side and resume my tempo while taking the same amount of time as I would had i just been able to keep my pace and run the full turn. I wound up running right from the start line to the start of the 300 meter turdles, pausing to disgorge a massive dungheap roughly 35 meters across (halfway or so) and continuing on, sans proper hygiene of course. Never stopped my watch and I soon figured out that this "lap" was only about 1-2 seconds off the times I had been maintaining for many miles.
By the time I finished the run it was too dark to even think about cleaning up after myself, not that I had anything to do this with anyway. It was a great workout. This was during fall sports season and there is a good chance some teenager was out there the next day practicing soccer or field hockey and slammed into that shitpile and slid halfway across the damn field before the turd layer thinned out sufficiently for the friction of the grass to stop the tumble.
I think that's about the most technical shit I've ever come across, metaphorically speaking of course, because I hope I never come across one, but well done you.
I don’t believe this story... not that she didn’t poop at least once but that she did it every week for two month.
She’ll definitely be identified and we’ll hear her side.
My dog does this daily. Nobody seems to care as long as I clean it up.
Hmm... I have doubts wrote:
I don’t believe this story... not that she didn’t poop at least once but that she did it every week for two month.
She’ll definitely be identified and we’ll hear her side.
What could possibly be "her side"? Seriously what possible explanation could justify this?
Some sort of self-defense? What?
No way you dropped 35 meters
Dare her wrote:
Hmm... I have doubts wrote:I don’t believe this story... not that she didn’t poop at least once but that she did it every week for two month.
She’ll definitely be identified and we’ll hear her side.
What could possibly be "her side"? Seriously what possible explanation could justify this?
Some sort of self-defense? What?
What if there is a big dog near there and some days it is out and scares her - literally scares the out of her. She has no intent and can't control the dog.
That would seem understandable and reasonable. Not every day no. But every few days? Sure.
What kind of dog?
No way you wrote:
No way you dropped 35 meters
I totally butchered the language! I mean 35 meters across the field. nice catch.
I am also female BTW.
Been a bit since I checked the thread but during my run this evening I wondered if this lady has Strava possibly. Are there any photos showing what neighborhoods she ran through or the specific street. Maybe she will pop up on a segment leaderboard.
Dare her wrote:
Hmm... I have doubts wrote:I don’t believe this story... not that she didn’t poop at least once but that she did it every week for two month.
She’ll definitely be identified and we’ll hear her side.
What could possibly be "her side"? Seriously what possible explanation could justify this?
Some sort of self-defense? What?
She’ll say she had to poop and had no other place to go... but only did it once and not every week. Which I think is no big deal... unless she actually did it a bunch of times in which case, she has issues.
I’ve gone for group tempo runs and a couple times, some one’s had to go. they didn’t have paper towels handy but guessing they used leaves. It was on a trail so no one saw and no one complained about it.
I’ll guess the story teller is exaggerating. If it happened in front of my place, I’d be pissed but I guarantee it wouldn’t be international news. I’ve had to pick up dog shit a bunch of times (not my dog’s) but I guess it could have been a runner...
I can tell you how this is going to end. It will prove to be not so bizarre after all.
The woman quoted in these stories, the resident of the apparently shit-targeted home, has children, but a husband is not mentioned in any of the stories. She is probably divorced.
The homeowner and the shitter have had sex with the same man, or one of them has and the other is trying to. Either the shitter banged the homeowner's husband (who may or may not exist as such) or boyfriend (who's not the dad) but cannot get the man to leave the homeowner for her, or, more likely, the homeowner screwed the shitter's boyfriend or husband. The homeowner may not know the identity of her off-limits sexual partner's girlfriend or wife, who may have identified the homeowner's location through stealth methods. But even if she does know or suspect that the shitter is doing what she's doing as a result of sexual indiscretions, she's not gonna tell the press or even the cops that.
Almost every truly weird example of behavior by otherwise sane women is rooted in sexual jealousy, and anyone who denies this has just landed here from another solar system.