Stories like this is why I read this board
Stories like this is why I read this board
If it's mental illness or some kind of lack of understanding of what she's doing, the fact this has hit the news will result in either, A) her handlers (family, nurse, whoever) intervening, or B) her quick and inevitable capture.
If she's just some whacky prankster/weirdo who has read the news about her, then she'll start crapping elsewhere.
How is this so outrageous, but we all seem okay with dogs doing the same exact thing?
Years ago several of us were on a run in Nashville when I felt that all-too-familiar churning in my gut. We were running a route known as the Governor's Loop, which took us through a pricey neighborhood where, obviously, the governor lived.
By the time we were about three miles in, the stabbing pain became too much, so I acted like I had to tie my shoe and told the guys I'd catch up. I jumped over a railing on a small bridge as soon as they were out of sight and had my shorts down around my knees as soon as my feet hit the ground.
There I was, calf deep in water, with a growing pile of ass mud quickly growing beneath me. I hadn't given any thought to cleaning up; I was only concerned with emptying my bowels and getting back on the run. I looked to the side and there was a full edition of the Sunday Tennessean newspaper, complete with coupons, laying in the water. Now I have used all sorts of toilet paper in my time, but that newspaper was like manna from heaven for my butthole.
I finished up, climbed back over the railing (near Minnie Pearl's house, before you get to the governor's home) and hit the road running.
Got back to campus and my coach wanted to know why it looked and smelled like I shit a newspaper. I guess I wasn't a thorough on the wiping as I could have been. On the bright side, I ran negative splits for the day and nearly caught up with the rest of the team before the workout was over.
Hercules Poirot wrote:
A. She likely is a regular runner participating in local races and training for same
B. Likely lives/starts run within 5 miles of target site
C. Appears 35-50 years, F?
D. Appears from still photos to have a 9:00 + training pace?
E. Likely a 46:30-53:00 10k runner?
F. Identifiable shoes ?
What say you?
Shoes appear to be:
asics gel cumulus 17 aquamint
http://www.asics.com/us/en-us/gel-cumulus-17/p/0010248240.7007can't quite make out the sizing
ich ein nicht Juergen wrote:
Hercules Poirot wrote:A. She likely is a regular runner participating in local races and training for same
B. Likely lives/starts run within 5 miles of target site
C. Appears 35-50 years, F?
D. Appears from still photos to have a 9:00 + training pace?
E. Likely a 46:30-53:00 10k runner?
F. Identifiable shoes ?
What say you?
Shoes appear to be:
asics gel cumulus 17 aquamint
http://www.asics.com/us/en-us/gel-cumulus-17/p/0010248240.7007can't quite make out the sizing
- looks like a women's 8.5 medium
- a supinator
- approx 5' 9.5"
- 147 lbs
- age more like 41
- pace more like 51:30
Start scouring the photo galleries at the race websites gents and women. This is a now a national story and LRC could break the case once again.
I wonder if any of those useless psychology PhDs have done an analysis that considers whether pooping on random lawns is a sign of a future serial killer?
Possibly marking her targets.
https://vimeo.com/28473448silly girl wrote:
How is this so outrageous, but we all seem okay with dogs doing the same exact thing?
Clockwork Brown wrote:
Precious Roy wrote:This is probably a mental illness thing. There was a mad pooper in my neighborhood a few years ago. They would catch him and send him to a mental hospital for treatment. Then, he would get out, relapse and get back to doing his business in the same spot.
Why do you automatically assume its a mental illness thing??? As some have already mentioned, "when you have to go, you have to go", and some folks have to go with regularity approaching clockwork precision, hence doing it in the same spot.
Give me a break, a normal person has an emergency like this one time and after that they avoid it at all costs from happening again, they don't just keep pooping in public, that's not normal. But, if you think that's normal - then read the news stories or watch the interview of the homeowner, there are public washrooms just across the street from where she is pooping. She has a choice and she's choosing to poop in pubic. That's a mental illness/fetish.
Any luck with Strava segments yet?
shes got a fetish wrote:
Clockwork Brown wrote:Why do you automatically assume its a mental illness thing??? As some have already mentioned, "when you have to go, you have to go", and some folks have to go with regularity approaching clockwork precision, hence doing it in the same spot.
Give me a break, a normal person has an emergency like this one time and after that they avoid it at all costs from happening again, they don't just keep pooping in public, that's not normal. But, if you think that's normal - then read the news stories or watch the interview of the homeowner, there are public washrooms just across the street from where she is pooping. She has a choice and she's choosing to poop in pubic. That's a mental illness/fetish.
Plot twist: The public bathrooms are always locked and the homeowner is the park attendant/key owner/bathroom-opener-upper.
sperm is haploid wrote:
Plot twist: The public bathrooms are always locked and the homeowner is the park attendant/key owner/bathroom-opener-upper.
Why lie? There are multiple bathroom choices and she poops in other peoples yards too. You are the worst troll.
From the news:
"There is no shortage of bathrooms in the neighborhood. Budde said there is a bathroom across the street, porta-potties in a nearby park and a gas station close by.
“This is intentional,†she told KKTV.
Budde’s sidewalk isn’t the only area being targeted. Neighbors, Budde said, have told her they have also seen the woman pooping in back yards and at a local Walgreens."
why lie?? wrote:
sperm is haploid wrote:Plot twist: The public bathrooms are always locked and the homeowner is the park attendant/key owner/bathroom-opener-upper.
Why lie? There are multiple bathroom choices and she poops in other peoples yards too. You are the worst troll.
From the news:
"There is no shortage of bathrooms in the neighborhood. Budde said there is a bathroom across the street, porta-potties in a nearby park and a gas station close by.
“This is intentional,†she told KKTV.
Budde’s sidewalk isn’t the only area being targeted. Neighbors, Budde said, have told her they have also seen the woman pooping in back yards and at a local Walgreens."
^^^ The homeowner has joined us!!! Don't take things so seriously, sis.
This woman will always have a place in the McCringleberry compound.
I hope her crazy antics go on for years.
Just Do It
Is Jamin vacationing in Colorado by any chance?
Americans claim to be "free" but they can't even take a sh%t in their own neighbourhood....
It's not me wrote:
I'm not sure what else to say... I just wish this site wasn't all dudes so there was a chance that she's actually a poster here.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-jogger-dubbed-mad-pooper-wanted-police-article-1.3506044
She may stop now that the jig is up and they'll never catch her.