Well? They've got her DNA- plenty of it actually . Find a match ,
Well? They've got her DNA- plenty of it actually . Find a match ,
Malicious Fecal Distributor
It's not me wrote:
I'm not sure what else to say... I just wish this site wasn't all dudes so there was a chance that she's actually a poster here.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-jogger-dubbed-mad-pooper-wanted-police-article-1.3506044
Hounddogharrier wrote:
Well? They've got her DNA- plenty of it actually . Find a match ,
There's a chance it might be contaminated though. Maybe she recently underwent a fecal transplant or some dude showed up at the back porch.
Tofuty wrote:
Who hasn't 'been there, done that.'
Yes - but I never revisit the scene of the crime. Spread it around.
My first thought based upon the outfit..."Triathlete"
My second though based upon personal experience.."When you gotta go, you gotta go" Although from what I read it sounds like this is a repeat offender in the same yard/place.
luv2run wrote:
What is your address so we can post it for everyone to come take a dump in your front yard?
I live in the Philadelphia suburbs. The best time to poop on my lawn is when I'm crushing BQ standards or DJing weddings on weekends.
Tofuty wrote:
Who hasn't 'been there, done that.'
Not in sight and on someone's lawn.
I was working my janitor shift at WAL-MART and I had to *GO*. I crapped it up good and when someone walked into the can I could hear them retch and gag in the sink like a soft libterd. It was so sweet. They were so triggered it made my day.
If the lets run sleuths manage to out this mad pooper then it's about time the FBI started to take an interest in our work.
Exactly, and not over and over on a regular basis. I hope they catch her. That is disgusting.
TrackCoach wrote:
Tofuty wrote:Who hasn't 'been there, done that.'
Not in sight and on someone's lawn.
Great Dane Douchenberg wrote:
Hounddogharrier wrote:Well? They've got her DNA- plenty of it actually . Find a match ,
There's a chance it might be contaminated though. Maybe she recently underwent a fecal transplant or some dude showed up at the back porch.
Sperm is haploid...
This is hilarious! I mean, I've gotten the runs before on my long runs, but seriously? Run to a store. Or a gas station. Or a porta potty at a construction site! But, at least now the neighbors lawns will be well-fertilized. 🤣
Precious Roy wrote:
This is probably a mental illness thing. There was a mad pooper in my neighborhood a few years ago. They would catch him and send him to a mental hospital for treatment. Then, he would get out, relapse and get back to doing his business in the same spot.
Why do you automatically assume its a mental illness thing??? As some have already mentioned, "when you have to go, you have to go", and some folks have to go with regularity approaching clockwork precision, hence doing it in the same spot.
Drainthefecesswamp wrote:
Great Dane Douchenberg wrote:There's a chance it might be contaminated though. Maybe she recently underwent a fecal transplant or some dude showed up at the back porch.
Sperm is haploid...
My new handle.
I want, nay, DEMAND that the Letsrun community that previously helped exposed Kip Litton, Mike Rossi and Robbie Young band together to unmask this nefarious coprophile!
Clockwork Brown wrote:
Precious Roy wrote:This is probably a mental illness thing. There was a mad pooper in my neighborhood a few years ago. They would catch him and send him to a mental hospital for treatment. Then, he would get out, relapse and get back to doing his business in the same spot.
Why do you automatically assume its a mental illness thing??? As some have already mentioned, "when you have to go, you have to go", and some folks have to go with regularity approaching clockwork precision, hence doing it in the same spot.
If she is that regular she should just postpone her run a few minutes and take care of business at home.
I was on a medication one time that caused me to have to poop on nearly all my runs. The act of running actually triggered the urge. I made a few pit stops in a wooded areas but other than that would run in places/parks that had public restrooms.
Clockwork Brown wrote:
Precious Roy wrote:This is probably a mental illness thing. There was a mad pooper in my neighborhood a few years ago. They would catch him and send him to a mental hospital for treatment. Then, he would get out, relapse and get back to doing his business in the same spot.
Why do you automatically assume its a mental illness thing??? As some have already mentioned, "when you have to go, you have to go", and some folks have to go with regularity approaching clockwork precision, hence doing it in the same spot.
In someone's yard? When they put up a sign asking you not to?
Plus, if it was that regular, and in a city like CSprings I think most people would just design a route that has a gas station at 35' or wherever in.
Everybody has to go from time to time, but somehow I have managed to always find a bush, patch of trees or something similar to crouch in or behind. Can't imagine doing it on a sidewalk or someone's lawn.
A. She likely is a regular runner participating in local races and training for same
B. Likely lives/starts run within 5 miles of target site
C. Appears 35-50 years, F?
D. Appears from still photos to have a 9:00 + training pace?
E. Likely a 46:30-53:00 10k runner?
F. Identifiable shoes ?
What say you?