Girlfriend read through my spam folder

I'll bite, because I found this mildly amusing.

Gmail divides things into real email, social, and advertising. Spam is there, but not on the main display.

I have lots of Kohls, PetCo, Microsoft, Groupon, and other emails in my advertising category. If you went into my spam folder you would find a bunch of the stuff you talk about, but with Gmail you'd have to really go out of your way to find that. The spam folder there does a pretty good job of isolating the truly unsolicited stuff.

Do you use Gmail or something else?

It's through gmail but on its own network -- did I say that right?

I just wonder where the meet singles stuff comes from. Also do the bots that be know I am a male and why do they assume that I want to eat nadia's p*ssy? Still havent looked at the attachments. A search reveals Nadia has sent me a lot of stuff. I know no one named nadia...

she's not mad wrote: I just wonder where the meet singles stuff comes from. Also do the bots that be know I am a male and why do they assume that I want to eat nadia's p*ssy? Still havent looked at the attachments. A search reveals Nadia has sent me a lot of stuff. I know no one named nadia...

My spam folder looks very similar to yours. Probably even worse in terms of the "Nadia" type emails. I just assume it's because I frequent a lot of free adult video sites. Not ashamed of it.

she's not mad wrote:

It's through gmail but on its own network -- did I say that right?

I just wonder where the meet singles stuff comes from. Also do the bots that be know I am a male and why do they assume that I want to eat nadia's p*ssy? Still havent looked at the attachments. A search reveals Nadia has sent me a lot of stuff. I know no one named nadia...

Call me!

That Nick Symmonds email looks suspicious

I wonder why I get all those spams telling me to increase my length and that some Brittany chick opened her private vault for me.

apparently doctors are fighting to have me as a client. i guess my PC is kind of a blabbermouth...

norm macdonald (loosely quoted)

While some emails might be generated based off websites you visit, the algorithms are not as clear as most think. Yes, if you click on a link from Match.com you likely will get emails from other dating sites. (Match is just site within a big company that has many, many more).

However, for the most part I am not sure how she can hold you responsible for what someone else sends you.

does she know your Grindr handle yet?

My gf and I visited a club called Miami Velvet couple of years ago which is basically a higher end swinging club - 20s - 30s folks with emphasis on looks and need to be female or a guy with a lady to get in.

You had to sign up online before rocking up.

Anyway, we had an awesome night with a gorgeous Polish American girl joining us but since we were just visiting Miami, we only went once.

However, now we get all the spam about all the other kinky nights they have.

My spam folder:

Portable Restroom Operators

Attention Benificiary: we found your inheritance file. please send us your credit card number

SunTrust Bank: for security reasons we need you to send us your credit card number

A guy who says he has 8.2 million in the bank but needs to be sent some cash in order to retrieve it

Mine's pretty much the same as yours, OP. I think that's probably pretty common for men.

I'm a chick. Mine consists of:

Planet Casino: congrats you won you won you won!

Thoughtful Mind: Inspiring quote

Mr. Frank Morgan: Attn Beneficiary

Lola: Stay safe in walk-in bathtub

Asian women online

BlondSasha

Melinda: Arabella wants to share her profile with you!

Victoria Brides: Are you still alone?

Reverse Phone Lookup: Who's texting your partner?

Anyway, all this shit is a shot in the dark. The inspiring quote email is the most chick-like spam email I get. Twitter used to also show me ads for hot asian chicks, so I'm not sure what has been going on with my computer.

useless woman wrote:

I'm a chick. Mine consists of:

Planet Casino: congrats you won you won you won!

Thoughtful Mind: Inspiring quote

Mr. Frank Morgan: Attn Beneficiary

Lola: Stay safe in walk-in bathtub

Asian women online

BlondSasha

Melinda: Arabella wants to share her profile with you!

Victoria Brides: Are you still alone?

Reverse Phone Lookup: Who's texting your partner?

Anyway, all this shit is a shot in the dark. The inspiring quote email is the most chick-like spam email I get. Twitter used to also show me ads for hot asian chicks, so I'm not sure what has been going on with my computer.

Any male roommates that might be using your computer?

Nice handle, by the way, good sense of humor for this place.

Miami Silk wrote:

My gf and I visited a club called Miami Velvet couple of years ago which is basically a higher end swinging club - 20s - 30s folks with emphasis on looks and need to be female or a guy with a lady to get in.

You had to sign up online before rocking up.

Anyway, we had an awesome night with a gorgeous Polish American girl joining us but since we were just visiting Miami, we only went once.

However, now we get all the spam about all the other kinky nights they have.

Pics?

Spam: This folder is empty.

-I'm a scientist so I get a lot of science-related crap (you've been invited to a conference, please buy our silicon wafers, etc) in my spam folder.

-A bunch of scams from the middle east (and one from the UN). This is new.

-The weekend is finally here!

-Buy Oakley sunglasses

-A couple of running related ones (SF marathon and one from a local club)

I used to get a ton of male enhancement and singles crap, I don't know why that stopped. Weird.

This one was pretty detailed I thought:

Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division

UnitT.I.D.U,

Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq.

I am Henry Market, I was a Contractor with the American troop served in the third infantry division Unit in Iraq in the year 2003

I am currently AWOL. My partner Darren D. Braswell,36, of Riverdale, Ga., died Jan. 7th near TalAfar, Iraq, when the UH-60 Blackhawk helicopter in which he was a Passenger crashed. Braswell worked For the Army and Air Force Exchange Service, before his death We secretly moved some abandoned cash in a mansion belonging to the former president, Saddam Hussein and the total cash is US$80,000,000.00 Eighty Million Dollars.

As I write this letter to you, these boxes are in Security Company as I secretly moved it out of Baghdad to safe place nd since then has been laying low while on AWOL.

Sir I seek your consent to help me move this money to your country location.

You do not have to be afraid of anything as no one else knows about this and everything is safe,if you compare the time it ws dicoverd and this time you will understand that all eyes must be of the funds now.

I would be pleased and grateful to you if you could assist me and my late partner Darren D. Braswel in receiving this boxes for us on your behalf as I will making plans to fly out as soon as the money is safely out of Iraq. Of course, I shall compensate you with an attractive percent of the total funds for your role/efforts.

As you know the current situation in Syria is esclating day by day,and will like to move out of here as soon as i can

Moving the funds out of the security company is not going to be much of a problem as arrangements are being made towards that. All I want from you is your trust,

Please get back to me with your full name

Contact phone number

Preferable without delay and lets negotiate terms.

Your response will determine our subsequent correspondence.

You can read more on this website for more information and explanations:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Yours in Service.

Henry Market

Use tempmail if registered if you register on any spam site

Brother, I had the same problem for a few months in Rome. Although I love my girlfriend enormously, she had the habit of reading my email messages when she had nothing to do. I didn't mind, but she was pretty annoyed when she found a letter from a stranger once a month. And to save our relationship and not argue, I decided to call https://tempmail.dev/ so I can delete my emails from strangers I don't need. In principle, it was convenient for me because I always had to stay at the weekend and delete about 200 emails, but now they are deleted automatically.