Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

Rita P wrote:

Chase Kelly wrote:

What's not so funny to at least one is the financial strain this is creating. We have to assume Mike's income (what was the claim? 7 digits and 2 commas?) is in a drought of biblical proportions. Selling off the Poconos compound will only go so far paying medical deductibles and legal fees and bar tabs. Mike feels no pain from that but it does build strain in any relationship.

Hi selling of the Pocono property was a year ago. Many people have sold their places in the Poconos, including my son, the fat tax-evader. The Poconos is overrun with Russian slobs and jigaboos from New York. Oh yeah, and a pasty-white, freckled weather ho.

Now add to the list MICHAEL A. ROSSI (RYDAL, PA), who identifies as a trans runner/latina woman, cheater, liar, stalking, abuser/assaulter, thief, mental midget, hypocrite, cattle rustler and snowflake. I will take any of those you listed over your characteristics any day of the week, especially the weather babe. Which shack is being sold next? Given how many despise you in our neighborhood....

Says the hypocrite wrote:

Rita P wrote:

Hi selling of the Pocono property was a year ago. Many people have sold their places in the Poconos, including my son, the fat tax-evader. The Poconos is overrun with Russian slobs and jigaboos from New York. Oh yeah, and a pasty-white, freckled weather ho.

Now add to the list MICHAEL A. ROSSI (RYDAL, PA), who identifies as a trans runner/latina woman, cheater, liar, stalking, abuser/assaulter, thief, mental midget, hypocrite, cattle rustler and snowflake. I will take any of those you listed over your characteristics any day of the week, especially the weather babe. Which shack is being sold next? Given how many despise you in our neighborhood....

Funny he would have an issue with African Americans when, in fact, his attorney is black.

Says the hypocrite wrote:

Rita P wrote:

Hi selling of the Pocono property was a year ago. Many people have sold their places in the Poconos, including my son, the fat tax-evader. The Poconos is overrun with Russian slobs and jigaboos from New York. Oh yeah, and a pasty-white, freckled weather ho.

Now add to the list MICHAEL A. ROSSI (RYDAL, PA), who identifies as a trans runner/latina woman, cheater, liar, stalking, abuser/assaulter, thief, mental midget, hypocrite, cattle rustler and snowflake. I will take any of those you listed over your characteristics any day of the week, especially the weather babe. Which shack is being sold next? Given how many despise you in our neighborhood....

Very true, but not funny. Perhaps we should forward it to Dewey Cheatum and Howe.

Although that is a possibility, we here at Fancy Eagles have our GPS plugged into Mike, and know he has been looking into a hot investment property that has recently come available.

Perfect fit does not begin to describe this opportunity. Also you esteemed LRers now know why the Pocono mansion was recently sold, to purchase Mike's next employment venture. You're welcome.

Here is a pic of the property with Our Hero going out for a jog prior to his recent unpleasantness. Watch out for that banana peel Mike, it's an old clown trick!!!

https://i.imgur.com/fbcwP5J.jpg

https://www.simplemost.com/creepy-clown-motel-for-sale/

More to come. Enjoy!

Why is it insane to suggest that Mike might be involved in Ken's death? It's as insane as ruining your own wife's face, or setting up a fake game show to humiliate your enemy.

Let's not forget that Mike has sent the cops to Ken, that he made his AOL lawyer write a cease and desist letter to Ken, that he even bullied Ken's son.

Fancy Eagles wrote:

Although that is a possibility, we here at Fancy Eagles have our GPS plugged into Mike, and know he has been looking into a hot investment property that has recently come available.

Perfect fit does not begin to describe this opportunity. Also you esteemed LRers now know why the Pocono mansion was recently sold, to purchase Mike's next employment venture. You're welcome.

Here is a pic of the property with Our Hero going out for a jog prior to his recent unpleasantness. Watch out for that banana peel Mike, it's an old clown trick!!!

https://i.imgur.com/fbcwP5J.jpghttps://www.simplemost.com/creepy-clown-motel-for-sale/

More to come. Enjoy!

Are there hot tubs?

And coke?

mikesneighbor wrote:

Why is it insane to suggest that Mike might be involved in Ken's death? It's as insane as ruining your own wife's face, or setting up a fake game show to humiliate your enemy.

Let's not forget that Mike has sent the cops to Ken, that he made his AOL lawyer write a cease and desist letter to Ken, that he even bullied Ken's son.

We have not forgotten any of that and any of the other things Mike A. Rossi of Rydal, PA has done.

Vidkid23 wrote:

Fancy Eagles wrote:

Although that is a possibility, we here at Fancy Eagles have our GPS plugged into Mike, and know he has been looking into a hot investment property that has recently come available.

Perfect fit does not begin to describe this opportunity. Also you esteemed LRers now know why the Pocono mansion was recently sold, to purchase Mike's next employment venture. You're welcome.

Here is a pic of the property with Our Hero going out for a jog prior to his recent unpleasantness. Watch out for that banana peel Mike, it's an old clown trick!!!

https://i.imgur.com/fbcwP5J.jpghttps://www.simplemost.com/creepy-clown-motel-for-sale/

More to come. Enjoy!

Are there hot tubs?

And coke?

We have cows. Do that count?

Vidkid23 wrote:

Fancy Eagles wrote:

Although that is a possibility, we here at Fancy Eagles have our GPS plugged into Mike, and know he has been looking into a hot investment property that has recently come available.

Perfect fit does not begin to describe this opportunity. Also you esteemed LRers now know why the Pocono mansion was recently sold, to purchase Mike's next employment venture. You're welcome.

Here is a pic of the property with Our Hero going out for a jog prior to his recent unpleasantness. Watch out for that banana peel Mike, it's an old clown trick!!!

https://i.imgur.com/fbcwP5J.jpghttps://www.simplemost.com/creepy-clown-motel-for-sale/

More to come. Enjoy!

Are there hot tubs?

And coke?

Of course. Hot tubs always go better with coke.

Rita P wrote:

Chase Kelly wrote:

What's not so funny to at least one is the financial strain this is creating. We have to assume Mike's income (what was the claim? 7 digits and 2 commas?) is in a drought of biblical proportions. Selling off the Poconos compound will only go so far paying medical deductibles and legal fees and bar tabs. Mike feels no pain from that but it does build strain in any relationship.

Hi selling of the Pocono property was a year ago. Many people have sold their places in the Poconos, including my son, the fat tax-evader. The Poconos is overrun with Russian slobs and jigaboos from New York. Oh yeah, and a pasty-white, freckled weather ho.

Personally, I kind of like the pasty-white weather ho of the poconos

Everyone Everywhere wrote:

Vidkid23 wrote:

Gotta love these anonymous posts hinting at other locals with initials and other passive aggressive means. I'm assuming you are taking a shot at your past employer, the one you bragged about working for so long.

Everybody here hates a wife beater, cheater, and liar. No friends, no life, that's the sad Clown of Jenkintown. Mike, please root for the Browns or the Jets or some other loser team before you jinx the Eagles. Moving there would be even better.

Before he jinxes the Eagles?

OK, here's the latest from my informant, Mike's unemployed and unemployable in the Philly area, we all know that, he's hurting financially as he's got legal and medical bills to pay, we all know that too, but here's the whammy, the victim is waiting for the guilty verdict from the law court and is then going to claim damages in the civil court. But, I hear you say, how can he live with her is she's going to take him to civil court for damages, wouldn't be a very happy family atmosphere, well according to my informant he isn't, but where he's holed up no one knows.

Just passing it on.

Insider just passing it on. wrote:

OK, here's the latest from my informant, Mike's unemployed and unemployable in the Philly area, we all know that, he's hurting financially as he's got legal and medical bills to pay, we all know that too, but here's the whammy, the victim is waiting for the guilty verdict from the law court and is then going to claim damages in the civil court. But, I hear you say, how can he live with her is she's going to take him to civil court for damages, wouldn't be a very happy family atmosphere, well according to my informant he isn't, but where he's holed up no one knows.

Just passing it on.

Ooooh! This sounds so juicy it must be true.

The fvcking idiots strike again!

Can your informant give us a hint as to WHY Rossi thought it was a good idea to punch Cindy in the face?

Maybe Rossi really did take that car salesman job at Taylor Ford outside of Philly.

12 Trolls wrote:

Can your informant give us a hint as to WHY Rossi thought it was a good idea to punch Cindy in the face?

Maybe Rossi really did take that car salesman job at Taylor Ford outside of Philly.

I doubt thats him.

Its pretty common practice to google potential employees.

And who hires a lying nutcase with the skill set of a wedding dj who's on bail for assaulting his wife?

...even used car salesmen have standards.

bridge seller wrote:

I doubt thats him.

Its pretty common practice to google potential employees.

And who hires a lying nutcase with the skill set of a wedding dj who's on bail for assaulting his wife?

...even used car salesmen have standards.

I don't know, a lying nutcase is exactly want you want in a used car salesman to move cars off the lot. Rossi has done weirder things.

So legal costs, medical costs, civil court costs, civil court damages costs, child support costs, rental and food costs, hair dye costs, things aren't looking too good for Mikey.

Hope those photo booths bring in a dollar.

bridge seller wrote:

And who hires a lying nutcase with the skill set of a wedding dj who's on bail for assaulting his wife?

...even used car salesmen have standards.

Used car salesmen have standards that would hire a lying nutcase with the skill set of a wedding dj who's on bail for assaulting his wife...as long as he can embellish and be economical with the truth, now who do we know like that?

mikesneighbor wrote:

Why is it insane to suggest that Mike might be involved in Ken's death? It's as insane as ruining your own wife's face, or setting up a fake game show to humiliate your enemy.

Let's not forget that Mike has sent the cops to Ken, that he made his AOL lawyer write a cease and desist letter to Ken, that he even bullied Ken's son.

It lets him portray the "12 trolls" as unhinged conspiracy lunatics - think about it - what evidence do you have that would do anything other than have you booked for wasting police time?