Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

AOL Lawyer wrote:

I wonder what Grimey, the AOL lawyer, is planning for a defense.

Maybe Mike should deny he is Mike yet again.

Maybe Mike could explain that it wasn't Mike who hit his wife, but "Lydia", a jealous personality.

Maybe Mike could blame the episode on chemicals leaking into his brain from his orange hair dye.

Regardless, Mike hasn't hit rock bottom. He is worthy of so much more depth.

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

AOL Lawyer wrote:

I wonder what Grimey, the AOL lawyer, is planning for a defense.

Maybe Mike should deny he is Mike yet again.

Maybe Mike could explain that it wasn't Mike who hit his wife, but "Lydia", a jealous personality.

Maybe Mike could blame the episode on chemicals leaking into his brain from his orange hair dye.

Regardless, Mike hasn't hit rock bottom. He is worthy of so much more depth.

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

He could reasonably blame Barb and Via for not DQing him. Had they only done what they needed to do this story would have gone a different direction.

Given Mike's character, no doubt he would still be going to court over some criminal act as he no wiser for his troubles.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

That would work. Or he could follow the lead of his new hero, Mr. President, and deny deny deny deny despite ample evidence including videos and witnesses.

new hero wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

That would work. Or he could follow the lead of his new hero, Mr. President, and deny deny deny deny despite ample evidence including videos and witnesses.

Are we defending him or bashing him today? With all of this inside humor it's difficult to tell anymore.

new hero wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

That would work. Or he could follow the lead of his new hero, Mr. President, and deny deny deny deny despite ample evidence including videos and witnesses.

He already did the denial thing in the face of historical pace time pre and post VIA and denial that there was no pictures of him on the course, denial he stalked or threatened anyone, denial that he trashed the principal, denial that he shared and retweeted the letter to the principal, denial he hit a woman ,denial he was Mike Rossi.....yada, yada, yada....so now its time to blame everyone else...which he did to some extent with his non-apology apology....

new hero wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

His defense will be simple and ripped from that of his mentor and hero, Hillary Clinton.

Blame everyone else for everything and everything you did and said.

That would work. Or he could follow the lead of his new hero, Mr. President, and deny deny deny deny despite ample evidence including videos and witnesses.

Or, as Clinton's book has shown, blame blame blame despite being the one at fault. Thanks for playing politics. Both sides are awful but you thought it would help make a point. It did. About you.

old hero wrote:

new hero wrote:

That would work. Or he could follow the lead of his new hero, Mr. President, and deny deny deny deny despite ample evidence including videos and witnesses.

Or, as Clinton's book has shown, blame blame blame despite being the one at fault. Thanks for playing politics. Both sides are awful but you thought it would help make a point. It did. About you.

Oh goodie, we are getting into politics! The only possible topic to make this thread even crazier.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

ExpertDishWasher wrote:

Hey genius, you're calling out posters for not using their real names when you don't do it yourself. You're a hypocrite.

Says the person who started this line of complaint

LOL, in a thread about a fraud, you are the biggest one!

Hello woman abuser Mike Rossi.

Picked out a new suit for Monday?

Targeting anyone else today?

https://i.imgur.com/wCl0lHG.jpg

Rossi Nightcaps wrote:

Hello woman abuser Mike Rossi.

Picked out a new suit for Monday?

Targeting anyone else today?

https://i.imgur.com/wCl0lHG.jpg

Funny how that was slid in there so stealth like. Whoever it may be is oh so smooth.

Have the brojos arranged for BOOTS ON THE GROUND on Monday?

Rossi Nightcaps wrote:

Hello woman abuser Mike Rossi.

Picked out a new suit for Monday?

Targeting anyone else today?

https://i.imgur.com/wCl0lHG.jpg

Hopefully one that fits better than the off the rack one you used to wear as a wedding DJ...ever heard of a tailor?

I thought the thread was dead. Should have known better. I'm gonna get to work on finishing those wedding vids now.

RonnieMervis wrote:

Have the brojos arranged for BOOTS ON THE GROUND on Monday?

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

Big headed one wrote:

RonnieMervis wrote:

Have the brojos arranged for BOOTS ON THE GROUND on Monday?

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

We will be sending someone to cover this...even though its more Britney Spears a la Ooops I Did it Again....

Big headed one wrote:

RonnieMervis wrote:

Have the brojos arranged for BOOTS ON THE GROUND on Monday?

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

Oh please.

No one will be there. Just like no one showed up at the last court date (including Victor)

Just like no one showed up at the Turkey Trot, Starbucks, the Firefighter run or any other place.

Big bunch of talkers.

You don't want Rossi knowing who you are. Which is why you hide behind your dozens of fake names.

Little Headed One wrote:

Big headed one wrote:

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

Oh please.

No one will be there. Just like no one showed up at the last court date (including Victor)

Just like no one showed up at the Turkey Trot, Starbucks, the Firefighter run or any other place.

Big bunch of talkers.

You don't want Rossi knowing who you are. Which is why you hide behind your dozens of fake names.

I was at Starbucks that afternoon and he wasn't so you are very wrong about me. You are hiding behind an anonymous handle while I show up to see your supposed thumb drive and torn labia X-rays. Maybe I'll make a video of the hearing and edit it in IMovie.

Little Headed One wrote:

Big headed one wrote:

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

Oh please.

No one will be there. Just like no one showed up at the last court date (including Victor)

Just like no one showed up at the Turkey Trot, Starbucks, the Firefighter run or any other place.

Big bunch of talkers.

You don't want Rossi knowing who you are. Which is why you hide behind your dozens of fake names.

Abington Patch will be covering the hearing, because each time we post a story about Mike Rossi, it results in the most shares of anything else written about. Thanks Mike for helping us.

Little Headed One wrote:

Big headed one wrote:

I think there are a fair amount of us locals planning to go so I think it's covered. I would also have to believe Victor is planning to be there to see if he's not Mike Rossi.

Oh please.

No one will be there. Just like no one showed up at the last court date (including Victor)

Just like no one showed up at the Turkey Trot, Starbucks, the Firefighter run or any other place.

Big bunch of talkers.

You don't want Rossi knowing who you are. Which is why you hide behind your dozens of fake names.

RIP ChaseKellyWSTW. May be the shortest, substitute, never on-air stint, ever. Chalk it up to #Fakenews! Of course, one only needs to remember the source.

Keep you chin up, Mike....LOL. A box of feminine chin hygiene is on it way to you.