Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Playing catch up wrote:

I'd be grateful if someone could take a minute to explain the Lydia Romero thing

Rossi created a fake Twitter account with a persona of a straight-talking latina woman who supported him, he has considerable form for such sockpuppeting as in the early days of the original thread one of the Brojos produced a long list of names he had posted under all with the same IP where he lives. I'd estimate conservatively that in the two threads he has used over 50 pseudonyms.

Thanks for the update.

Jesus wept. What a perfect storm of narcissistic and epically stupid this guy is. A once in a generation find.

Playing catch up wrote:

Jesus wept. What a perfect storm of narcissistic and epically stupid this guy is. A once in a generation find.

It's like telling a guy, hey, your fly is down and the guy is too embarrassed to look so ignores you.

You know, he knows, and everyone he sees knows yet the fly is still down.

This is the short story of Mike Rossi.

#HEYMIKEYOURFLYISDOWN.

KenLives wrote:

Does anyone have a link to the Chase Kelly account that is supposedly active again?

By the way, it's C.E.M., not C.E.R.

I was pretty good at following the first thread, so I know the Lydia story, but can someone explain who Chase Kelly is? Is this another alternate personality? Thank you

WSTW wrote:

KenLives wrote:

Does anyone have a link to the Chase Kelly account that is supposedly active again?

By the way, it's C.E.M., not C.E.R.

By the way, it could be both depending on perspective. Can also be C.E.M.R.

@ChaseKellyWSTW

Also this, a loser on all accounts:

He had over 50 pseudonyms and the site owners produced them??? Come on now, you're really telling some tall tales. I don't believe either one posts here or reads this stuff, but maybe someone tells when something comes up. Why would he waste his time??? Give the guy a rest, he's done enough damage to himself and he'll NEVER confess, so move on. There are no photos as no one would hold evidence this long and they would have given it to the Race Director who would have made it known to justify keeping his results or disqualifying him. You guys are falling for a bunch of BS and it seriously makes me laugh and be highly embarrassed for you at the same time. Not Lydia, Mike or Cindy

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Playing catch up wrote:

I'd be grateful if someone could take a minute to explain the Lydia Romero thing

Rossi created a fake Twitter account with a persona of a straight-talking latina woman who supported him, he has considerable form for such sockpuppeting as in the early days of the original thread one of the Brojos produced a long list of names he had posted under all with the same IP where he lives. I'd estimate conservatively that in the two threads he has used over 50 pseudonyms.

#prayforrossi

brogan1 wrote:

Every time I think the thread is going to die down because there is nothing new to talk about Mike doubles down and does something very stupid.

Very stupid but oh sooooo incredibly inspiring and opposite of what he thinks. Sure hope he stays the course, we love his antics!

Why? Because he is an under employed, egotistical, tween, who needs self-validation and has the need to be in constant conflict.

Yes, many names have been confirmed, privately. Something you know as well. Why don't you encourage him to confess. You have the leverage.

Based on your comments, why are you reading this thread then??

Rossiendo2 wrote:

He had over 50 pseudonyms and the site owners produced them??? Come on now, you're really telling some tall tales.

It is as ExpeetKipWatcher said, no doubt about it.

I used to have this web scraping script that downloaded the whole thread and analyzed his posting patterns.

His sockpuppet accounts really fired up an otherwise dormant thread (plus his occasional stunts).

Funny thing is, I have since sold variants of this script or rather the output of such scripts for a 5-digit sum (scraping airline delays), so following the original thread made me some nice pocket money.

cpr wrote:

following the original thread made me some nice pocket money.

In that case perhaps you would be so kind as to donate some to Mike's legal costs and my medical costs.

Thanks in anticipation.

Also if you could pass along some lady hygiene products it would be much appreciated as my douche husband has been wearing mine on his chin.

TIA!

Rossiendo2 wrote:

He had over 50 pseudonyms and the site owners produced them??? Come on now, you're really telling some tall tales. I don't believe either one posts here or reads this stuff, but maybe someone tells when something comes up. Why would he waste his time???

Rossiendo2 wrote:

He had over 50 pseudonyms and the site owners produced them??? Come on now, you're really telling some tall tales.

That is a spectacular misunderstanding of what I wrote, so much so that unless you have a learning disability it must be deliberate.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Rossiendo2 wrote:

He had over 50 pseudonyms and the site owners produced them??? Come on now, you're really telling some tall tales.

That is a spectacular misunderstanding of what I wrote, so much so that unless you have a learning disability it must be deliberate.

Oh it is most definitely deliberate, but in Mike's world that is the norm.

Hi Mike!

You suck as bad as Joe Pa, I don't recall him wanting to murder anyone.

Better take a closer look in the MagicMirror and come to terms with what you are.

Rot in hell? You are rotting alive. The stench is unbearable.

Mike Rossi,

If you are on this thread, how is your training going? Any 'thons this fall for you?

swiftgrande wrote:

Mike Rossi,

If you are on this thread, how is your training going? Any 'thons this fall for you?

My sucker punch is showing promise.

swiftgrande wrote:

Mike Rossi,

If you are on this thread, how is your training going? Any 'thons this fall for you?

Come December 31st I will be the first EVER 3-peat WINNER of the Philly Magazine Loser of the Year award.

So that is like a multi-year marathon, right? Who here has won ANYTHING for 3 years in a row?

None of you losers, that's for sure!

#MikeWins

swiftgrande wrote:

Mike Rossi,

If you are on this thread, how is your training going? Any 'thons this fall for you?

No thons for him, just thongs.