Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

A picture says a thousand words, or in the case of the Rossi mug shot, at least three:

Sad old cheat...

ExpertKipWatcher wrote: Posts like this no matter how humorous they may seem to you actually help Rossi out by enabling him to point out how deranged the so-called 12 trolls are - unless of course it is Rossi pulling a Kip tactic.

How can Rossi be "helped out" in any respect, by anyone posting anything at all, on this site?? Serious question. He's deservedly in real legal trouble, everyone here rightly hates on him, he absolutely brought this on himself and not with one mistake but his entire and elective bottom-feeding lifestyle, and somehow, what people post on LR can "help" him out? Please, explain, I must be missing something big. I am having a hard time understanding your point.

Dr.Baden pathologist wrote:

It appears to me from my esteemed experience that the defender of the woman was wearing a wrist watch that most likely cut his chin while applying the choke hold evident from the neck bruise

That must be one of those new study watches with barb wire and spikes on them. Rossi's wound is much too big just for being cut by a watch. It's odd that the rest of Rossi's face doesn't have a single scratch or bruise on it.

It still makes more sense and seems simpler that Rossi was pinned chinned down on some asphalt/gravel and to tried to struggle to get free, abrading a large portion of his chin/neck area while wriggling. Notice the grey dust near Rossi's left shoulder, indicating he likely did meeting the ground face down at one point.

AnaKoNDa wrote:

How can Rossi be "helped out" in any respect, by anyone posting anything at all, on this site?? Serious question. He's deservedly in real legal trouble, everyone here rightly hates on him, he absolutely brought this on himself and not with one mistake but his entire and elective bottom-feeding lifestyle, and somehow, what people post on LR can "help" him out? Please, explain, I must be missing something big. I am having a hard time understanding your point.

It allows him to play the wronged victim for the few people daft enough to believe him and anyone new to this.

He has no point and rarely if ever does. His goal is to try everything possible to sound intelligent and fails miserably each time, even when you uses a different handle to support his own claims. He's in his 40's and still lives with his folks. Let him be.

AnaKoNDa wrote:

ExpertKipWatcher wrote: Posts like this no matter how humorous they may seem to you actually help Rossi out by enabling him to point out how deranged the so-called 12 trolls are - unless of course it is Rossi pulling a Kip tactic.

How can Rossi be "helped out" in any respect, by anyone posting anything at all, on this site?? Serious question. He's deservedly in real legal trouble, everyone here rightly hates on him, he absolutely brought this on himself and not with one mistake but his entire and elective bottom-feeding lifestyle, and somehow, what people post on LR can "help" him out? Please, explain, I must be missing something big. I am having a hard time understanding your point.

Well Mike, Debbie Gibson came by the station Monday a week ago for her interview with you and went home devestated when she heard the news.

In your honor she will do a cover of "Oops, I Did It Again."

New version due out soon, retitled "Oops, I Dropped the Soap Again" and I imagine it (and you!) will be quite a hit in your secure new home.

Enjoy!

http://i.imgur.com/w7tCi86.jpg

There is plenty of fun to be had at the expense of Mike Rossi, but remember where there is smoke there is fire.

http://www.ncadv.org/

In case someone is in need of help it is available.

Agreed. ExpertKipWatcher is a pointless twerp. Don't waste braincells trying to figure out his posts.

Johnny Tataroni wrote:

He has no point and rarely if ever does. His goal is to try everything possible to sound intelligent and fails miserably each time, even when you uses a different handle to support his own claims. He's in his 40's and still lives with his folks. Let him be.

AnaKoNDa wrote:

How can Rossi be "helped out" in any respect, by anyone posting anything at all, on this site?? Serious question. He's deservedly in real legal trouble, everyone here rightly hates on him, he absolutely brought this on himself and not with one mistake but his entire and elective bottom-feeding lifestyle, and somehow, what people post on LR can "help" him out? Please, explain, I must be missing something big. I am having a hard time understanding your point.

He has not changed. Stop the madness of Mike Rossi.

http://i.imgur.com/gXghXgc.jpg

And so it begins:

https://goo.gl/FUAN54

Welp, after those comments I guess he's going to get fired from Mike Rossi Productions too.

Trollception wrote:

Welp, after those comments I guess he's going to get fired from Mike Rossi Productions too.

Is that still a business? He'll have to change the name, hire some equally desperate DJs to work for him, etc.

I'd say he is finished except for someone wanting a famous woman beater and cheater who you can't trust with the bar tab.

Most "apologies" have to be done more than once when it is clear they are insincere and the person still has not come to gripes with reality.

For Mike, a name and address change is likely on the horizon. Poor guys who are also named Mike Rossi.

Brides Against Abuse wrote:

Trollception wrote:

Welp, after those comments I guess he's going to get fired from Mike Rossi Productions too.

Is that still a business? He'll have to change the name, hire some equally desperate DJs to work for him, etc.

I'd say he is finished except for someone wanting a famous woman beater and cheater who you can't trust with the bar tab.

Most "apologies" have to be done more than once when it is clear they are insincere and the person still has not come to gripes with reality.

For Mike, a name and address change is likely on the horizon. Poor guys who are also named Mike Rossi.

I thought that was what his wedding DJ company was called. Maybe not, but either way he won't be doing weddings again anytime soon. I agree, he is finished professionally.

What will he do with all of those new majic mirror booths that he just purchased.

Cash.

Cody Asche's 2nd biggest fan wrote:

What will he do with all of those new majic mirror booths that he just purchased.

Cash.

Works out he can gaze at himself all the more often.

#MikeWins

Magic Mikey wrote:

Cody Asche's 2nd biggest fan wrote:

What will he do with all of those new majic mirror booths that he just purchased.

Cash.

Works out he can gaze at himself all the more often.

#MikeWins

yes he does

Which one of the 12 basement trolls slurred him in that way?

lalalland wrote:

Which one of the 12 basement trolls slurred him in that way?

Slurred? Not sure what that means, but he slurred himself by getting arrested. Mikey, is that you already hitting the cock-tails this early?

I know Mike and he's a good guy. He's a nice guy who definitely would NOT cheat in a marathon. The wife beating thing and other arrest were a total anomaly. His latest charges will be dropped assuming his wife doesn't file for divorce. She won't though as he's a family man that she loves. He personifies greatness through his life. He inspires kids to stand up for themselves and is a sensational leader within the community. He enjoys publicity and obviously the media loves to play up bad publicity and create a villain from a hero.