Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

Get the Dope wrote:

comicbookguytherealone wrote:

Will the brojos be the boots on the ground for his next court hearing? I want some letsrun.com youtube video interviews with the characters.

An interview with Rock Bottom would be most enlightening.

All of you who keep referring to Mr. Rossi's wife as "Rock Bottom" should pause and take a moment to consider what her role in all this. Shame on you.

Slow Down Pardners II wrote:

All of you who keep referring to Mr. Rossi's wife as "Rock Bottom" should pause and take a moment to consider what her role in all this. Shame on you.

Do tell.

Bucket loads. wrote:

Didn't Rossi once call the cops on Ken?, reckoned he was harassing him, Ken explained the whole sorry saga up to that point and the cop walked away shaking his head and nothing came of it.

I guess what's happening now is just another case of 'what goes around comes around', only in Rossi's case it's coming round in bucket loads.

Ain't that true about the 'what goes around comes around', didn't Rossi once harass and troll Ken with "tick, tock..." about the impending game show sting that he was so smug and happy about?

So here you go Mikey, tick, tock...

Countdown to:

Bucket loads. wrote:

Didn't Rossi once call the cops on Ken?, reckoned he was harassing him, Ken explained the whole sorry saga up to that point and the cop walked away shaking his head and nothing came of it.

Yes it started with one of Rossi's usual gun threats, Ken replied with "I'll be waiting with mine" at which point Rossi shit his pants and cried to the cops who responded as you say.

If the site search worked at all I could find it in the original thread. When you add up everything Rossi has done it stretches credulity that one person could sabotage themselves so comprehensively so I do understand genuine newcomers wondering what the fuss is about but if they are genuine they need to take time to find out for themselves. If they are these fake people who come along regular as clockwork they need to realise that nothing they say will make the slightest difference.

Found something close to it, I recalled there was a Detective involved, its the first post from LMR on the page

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6479539&page=878

Didn't that stuff mostly transpire on Twitter?

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Found something close to it, I recalled there was a Detective involved, its the first post from LMR on the page

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6479539&page=878

Nice find despite LR search.

Yes the gun threat and response were on Twitter and presumably Rossi deleted his before calling the cops.

RockBottomRossi wrote:

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Found something close to it, I recalled there was a Detective involved, its the first post from LMR on the page

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6479539&page=878

Nice find despite LR search.

Just read the above page and was reminded of that shadowy figure "Fat Hands." You can't make up this cr@p.

Bucket loads. wrote:

Didn't Rossi once call the cops on Ken?, reckoned he was harassing him, Ken explained the whole sorry saga up to that point and the cop walked away shaking his head and nothing came of it.

I guess what's happening now is just another case of 'what goes around comes around', only in Rossi's case it's coming round in bucket loads.

A review that needs to be brought to the attention of the amateur cheat catchers at Via:

Least anyone*

* Barb McKeever

* Gerry Yasso

* Bart Yasso

* Dave McGillivray

* DMSE Sports

* Via Marathon Race Committee

thinks Mike was on the course and somehow not photographed, you are sadly mistaken and a willing supporter of the Cheater and Woman Beater Mike Rossi:

From the blogger "Running with Integrity":

The photographers took an extraordinary number of photos. There is at least one spot on the course where there is no gap in photos during the period of time he would have been expected to pass by. Mike Rossi could not have been missed had he passed this area. Every other runner is seen here except Mike Rossi. I believe it was determined that there was a six second interval between photos (based on the time stamps in the metadata) that covered 100 meters.

>>> Not even Usain Bolt could cover that distance in that time.

What you should do is simply remove Mike Rossi of Jenkintown, PA, from the results. No commentary necessary. Mike cannot sue for what he cannot do. If he does, it can easily be proven and at his cost in a court of law.

Stop being such cowards.

Given Mike's warped thinking I'd think he would want Via to DQ him so he could get from under Rock Bottom and still be able to lie about the BQ. In RossiWorld that's winning.

http://i.imgur.com/TxfZYhM.jpg

#MikeWins

I can't decide if it's better to have a Rossi thread or not. So much nonsense garbage to sift through every day; what a time killer. But like ExpertKipWatcher I feel compelled to keep reading in case there's actual meaningful news from someone like RydalMusicMan.

Get the Dope wrote:

Slow Down Pardners II wrote:

All of you who keep referring to Mr. Rossi's wife as "Rock Bottom" should pause and take a moment to consider her role in all this. Shame on you.

Do tell.

If she is in fact the victim of domestic assault as many of you claim, calling her names like "Rock Bottom" only serves to underscore how classless you all are.

From our esteemed leader Rojo:

Let's review. A guy who has a 5k pb of 21:52, a half-marathon pb of 1:40:44 supposedly ran a 3:11 marathon.

You may not be a running aficianoado so it's going to be hard to put this in perspective for you.

His half marathon time averages out to 7:41 per mile. His marathon time - twice the distance comes out to be 7:18.8 per mile. Thus hes' 22.2 seconds per mile too slow for just the half. So if he was running it on a track, he'd be more than 5 seconds per lap to slow. And you think he can improve that much and double the distance? Not possible.

The men's world record for the half marathon in 58;13. That's 4:27 per mile. If the half marathon WR holder ran a marathon 22.2 second per mile faster than his half pace, the men's marathon WR would be 1:47.03.

Or let's take his 5k time. That comes out to 7:02.3 per mile. People can't run more than 8 times as far just slowing down 16.5 seconds per mile. The world record for the 5k is 12:37.35. That comes out to 4:03.8 per mil

If the world record holder for the 5k could run a marathon slowing down only 16.5 seconds per mile, the world record would roughly be 1:53.45/.

The world record for the marathon is 2:02:57. That comes out to 4:41.36 per mile. So a pro slows down almost 40 seconds per mile when you look at their 5k to marathon differential.

So 1) We've established his other running results AREN'T EVEN IN THE RIGHT BALL PARK . But you want people to believe he had the most amazing day in the history of running, yet

2) His results came in a race which conveniently doesn't have intermediate chip timing. Most big marathons nowadays have it. This race did not. How convenient. So cutting the course is very doable.

3) Instead of chips, one would normally rely on race photographs to prove he was out on the course. There are ZERO race photographs of him on the course except at the finish. The 50 finishers before him and after him were all photographed at least 3 times on the course (two other times not counting the finish). He is nowhere to be seen.

4) The guy loves to brag about his times/performances - yet he was very quite about bragging about his supposed qualifier and didn't upload his GPS.

5) He ran over 3:40 and 4:00 in two recent marathons. THe 3:43 came just two months after his supposed 3:11. In two months, he lost more than a minute per mile yet was happy with the performance post-race?

So there is almsot ZERO reason for me to believe he ran the time he claims to run.

Slow Down Pardners II wrote:

So here you go Mikey, tick, tock...

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170918T031145&p0=198&font=cursive

The early morning 3:11:45am wake up call on the 18th is a good idea, Mikey will need about four hours to prepare that plugged thatch for the court case.

Wonder what color he'll have it on the day?, I'm thinking grey to try and get a bit of sympathy and soft sentencing out of the judge. Any ideas?

I reckon Mike showed her:

http://i.imgur.com/bhXgLeu.jpg

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Found something close to it, I recalled there was a Detective involved, its the first post from LMR on the page

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6479539&page=878

Great find, ah memories, I read the whole page but no more otherwise, me being a keyboard warrior and LR troll, I'd never get stuck on there for hours, thanks for finding and posting.

Who the hell is Fat Hands? Ken?