With Tyrannosaurus Checks! -Luke
What are the best but stupidest jokes?
With Tyrannosaurus Checks! -Luke
What are the best but stupidest jokes?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor! 😂
What did one lawyer say to another?
Were both lawyers!
What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
It's threads like this that make me wish I had listened to what my mother told me
''what did she say?''
Oil and gas are products of the dinosaur era when global warming engulfed the planet. Thanks to them they, and the flora, created the oil and gas you are using. So, you owe them money, plus interest for the last 63 million years --- OUCH!
''I don't know, I wasn't listening''
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What is green and red, green and red, green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?
What's black & blue, and beaten by mid-52?
Why did the airplane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Strava thinks the London Marathon times improved 12 minutes last year thanks to supershoes
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Clayton Murphy is giving some great insight into his training.
Chinese Half-Marathon Champion Is Disqualified—Along With Runners Who Let Him Win