The Michigan and Wisconsin versions of these threads appear to be pretty popular, so it's only fair we do this for Illinois, too.
1.) U of I
2.) Bradley
3.) NCC
4.) ISU
5.) EIU
6.) UIC
7-infinity.) who cares
In my mind, the gap between Bradley and North Central is pretty close, but the gap from NCC to Illinois State is quite large.
I didn't forget anyone, did I?