Do you guys and girls fart when on the treadmill, this always happens to me, so embarrassing. I always pause the treadmill and turn the opposite way and act like I'm running backwards, so to avoid the fumes getting into peoples nose and mouth that walking behind while on the treadmill.Any other methods to conceal these vicious fumes.
Only when no one is in the room. Worst part is there's no wind so it just sits there with you smelling your own rotten @$$
I was banned from my place of worship because one day I farted during a service and when the priest (or whatever they are called) smelled my fart, he renounced his faith and turned atheist.
If the treadmill area is getting a little too crowded I'll rip a few. Amazing how people around me will try to identify the perpetrator by walking & smelling around the treadmills as if they're a bloodhound or something. ðŸ˜
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I was banned from my place of worship because one day I farted during a service and when the priest (or whatever they are called) smelled my fart, he renounced his faith and turned atheist.
HE WHO FARTS IN CHURCH MUST SIT IN HIS OWN PEW.
Farting is normal for me. treadmill, track, road, races, rally any time I run
it's reached the stage where i actually don't care anymore. Too uncomfortable to hold in, so I just hope it comes out silently and all at once. If there are others on the surrounding treadmills, I usually also act disgusted and end up staring at someone who looks too focused on their run, just to shift everyone's focus away from me
I hate the farts that come out bit by bit with each step, and then the sound still carries across the gym floor.
I'm also too scared to just push them out too hard, in case more than just a fart comes out while I'm running
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While running it will always be noisy, in order to make it silent you must turn on into walking, which I'm not gonna do. And when you run you will always have to fart a few times because of the deep breathing.
Funny thing- I run in the early morning when the street is quiet. And sometimes people pass. In order to fart and not be heard I have to be synchronized with a passing car or a bus.
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