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Sh*tty deal for those who don't have the magic bacteria!
Wouldn't eating poop make you sick?
I've been joking about doing this for years. I ought to be able to buy some (or scavenge some) fecal matter from Galen Rupp for fairly cheap. And I don't believe it violates anti-doping regs. It's been well known for a while that we have a symbiotic relationship with our gut microbes, with plenty of evidence suggesting potential gains in improving athletic performance.
As an aside, in college I studied a case in which a woman was saved by her husband's poop. Her gut flora had been disrupted following intensive antibiotic treatments, and one type of bacteria was taking over her intestines. As a last ditch effort to save her, the docs performed a poop transplant from husband to wife. She got better.
Metoo wrote:
Wouldn't eating poop make you sick?
It's okay. Just find an elite athlete and human centipede it for a couple days and you'll be elite, too.
Does this violate any WADA rule? I don't think so. If that's the case, I wonder if NOP has already been doing it?
I did notice that when Eliud took a dump before the 2:00 project, Alberto was the next guy in the sh*tter. Hmm.
pooexchange wrote:
Does this violate any WADA rule? I don't think so. If that's the case, I wonder if NOP has already been doing it?
Pre-Medicated wrote:
I did notice that when Eliud took a dump before the 2:00 project, Alberto was the next guy in the sh*tter. Hmm.
pooexchange wrote:Does this violate any WADA rule? I don't think so. If that's the case, I wonder if NOP has already been doing it?
They were in there together?
Do u just like... do an enema with someone else's poop?
moose wrote:
I've been joking about doing this for years. I ought to be able to buy some (or scavenge some) fecal matter from Galen Rupp for fairly cheap. And I don't believe it violates anti-doping regs. It's been well known for a while that we have a symbiotic relationship with our gut microbes, with plenty of evidence suggesting potential gains in improving athletic performance.
As an aside, in college I studied a case in which a woman was saved by her husband's poop. Her gut flora had been disrupted following intensive antibiotic treatments, and one type of bacteria was taking over her intestines. As a last ditch effort to save her, the docs performed a poop transplant from husband to wife. She got better.
Bigger question is whether we can genome engineer custom bacteria to have even greater performance enhancing qualities than those in the elite athletes.
How would you even control for that?
Is this why Rupp ran like crap at the trials?
WTFBBQ wrote:
Do u just like... do an enema with someone else's poop?
yup
The publishing of this upsets me as I'm one of the special people who has the special bacterium in my jobies.
Consequently, I've been making a fortune on the quiet donating the stuff for a nice hefty fee, now every man and woman under the sun will now get tested to see if they have the special stuff too, over supply kicks in, my nice little earner goes to the shitter.
How is she a pro cyclist?
Is this like Loxom's fart training?
almost threw up reading all the responses to this thread
kikKomen Soi sauce wrote:
Is this why Rupp ran like crap at the trials?
Up here in Crusted Butt 💩ðŸ¾with Rupp and SaladBar
yes, that's pretty much what you do. it's to put good bacteria in your gut.it really helps people with colitis etc. my friend just went to Australia to have treatments done and he is healthy for the first time in 10 years. not an athlete, but this poop doping is interestingif it's a natural bacteria, probably should be legal, no?!
WTFBBQ wrote:
Do u just like... do an enema with someone else's poop?
What people don't get is that what lives in your gut is a reflection of your diet. The key to changing your bugs for the better is to change you diet. Taking Prevotella in isolation will not bring about long term changes in health and fitness.
I've suggested that it was worth trying for one of my GF's dogs, who has digestion issues.
Here's an article about doing it:
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