Let the gods and dregs of letsrun be my witnesses, and hear me for what I am about to say. Mark my words, the old man bison NICK SYMMONDS has been HOODWINKING US the entire time, and he is MEGA FIT and will be READY TO ROLL at USAs. He WILL make it through the rounds and get onto that worlds team NO PROBLEM, and prove all of the craven milk-drinking neck-bearded BASEMENT-DWELLING TROGLODYTES of Letsrun wrong.
༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠NICHOLAS, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤