Just like beer mile, but every lap, you have to tongue kiss a homeless man.
Just like beer mile, but every lap, you have to tongue kiss a homeless man.
Ooooooh shock value, fking original. Cheers.
Literally actually 0/10
When I rea the title I imagined you go down to the nearest hobo encampment and each person chooses a hobo to pick as their runner, like a horse bet. Each participant places money on which hobo he thinks will win. Odds are staked and the winning hobo keeps all prize money. The mile is the distance the hobos will race each other.
ldsd wrote:
When I rea the title I imagined you go down to the nearest hobo encampment and each person chooses a hobo to pick as their runner, like a horse bet. Each participant places money on which hobo he thinks will win. Odds are staked and the winning hobo keeps all prize money. The mile is the distance the hobos will race each other.
The winning hobo gets a portion of the prize money.
The lion's share goes to his supporters, or no one's going to put any money down.
I would do that but without the running.
I thought it was going to be every lap you have to add a layer of clothes, shirt and pants. Maybe, a swig of cheap wine, add clothes before each lap.
I was envisioning panhandling at least a dollar after each lap.
Pick me, SHlT LICKERS!