Does Dave Reading have any idea what kind of Americans he is dealing with?
I am Kaiha Bertollini.
I am a volatile and psychotic Italian American who is really pissed off at Dave Reading.
Look at how Dave is forcing all the children to do the "MO-Bot" with him during his stupid BS inspirational speech about himself.
Dave should tell the children the real story:
"Hey kids. I was a heavy smoker for 41 years…I quit last year…and now I have a 5:04 marathon PR (= 11:36 per mile)."
"Watch out Don Ritchie and all Ultrarunners."
"I am now ready to crush Ultra World Records... and run 93 miles per day for 9 days in a row."
"The End."
ha ha ha
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Georgia/DeKalb-County-GA/Kaiha-Bertollini.41620606.htmlI am a smoker and hold the WORLD RECORD for the FKT of the Appalachian Trail.
I AM GOING TO PUT THE HURT ON THIS BRITEXIT CHEATER-LIAR-FRAUD!!!
When does Dave start his hike?
If Dave can do about 40 miles per day …it will take him 21 days (= 3 WEEKS) to do his EPIC WORLD RECORD JOURNEY.
Unfortunately, this epic journey is going to be A VERY LONG AND PAINFUL EPIC JOURNEY FOR DAVID READING.
What time does Dave start tomorrow?
Are there any Brits who can help us?
Hey Dave.
This is really going to HURT!!!
Try to relax into the experience.