Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. Zero.
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. Zero.
Booooooooo.
joke for st. paddy's day wrote:
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. Zero.
Not good dude, it was a horrible situation.
The punchline is too obvious. Not a good joke.
The punchline was obvious but I still lol'd. Can't believe I've never heard this one before.
Rato. wrote:
joke for st. paddy's day wrote:Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. Zero.
Not good dude, it was a horrible situation.
Too soon?
F*ck you, limey!
Gilbert G. wrote:
Rato. wrote:Not good dude, it was a horrible situation.
Too soon?
No, just bad taste, especially on St Paddy's day.
joke for st. paddy's day wrote:
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A. Zero.
Q. How many sledgehammer strikes to the head would it take to turn you into a brain dead, uncontrollably shitting, semi-vegetable of a quasi-human?
A. Zero.
What do you call an Asian Irishman?
A rice Paddy.