NCAA D1 XC Team Contemplating 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge in 12 Hours

Can't be done. Now way you can rub 6 off after a long run like that with whisky dick. You guys are delusional.

You guys gonna help each other with that chicken choking?

Cannot be done btw

there can be no assistance in chicken choking. do you think it can be done in 24?

You sir are a dingus and a nincompoop. I believe this challenge can be accomplished. It will require strength, fortitude, courage, and an c0ck of iron, all of which you are obviously lacking.

Today's generation is certainly different. Back in the last century, we preferred hooking up with women to wanking with teammates.

Kareem Oliver Diaz wrote:

there can be no assistance in chicken choking. do you think it can be done in 24?

The known record is 19 hours. This participant chose to eat 24 donuts, and those were what was holding them back, not "chicken choking."

What D1 team is running 10 minute miles, even while eating donuts? That's a third of your time, it's worth it to run a little quicker. Doing it in 2:45 would give you time to eat more donuts than you could while running.

It looks like we have a challenger! I would like to see you run 2:45 for 24 miles, eating 3 donuts before the run and another 5 or 6 during. One is also bound to encounter some loose stools during 24 miles, especially given the number of donuts eaten prior to and during the run. It might look like a third of the time, but you must also consider at least a third if not more of the donuts will be consumed during that time as well

Comfortably hard... tempo... wrote:

What D1 team is running 10 minute miles, even while eating donuts? That's a third of your time, it's worth it to run a little quicker. Doing it in 2:45 would give you time to eat more donuts than you could while running.

Start off with the fast 24 miles, then use the extra time to eat, drink, and "choke"

Comfortably hard... tempo... wrote:

Start off with the fast 24 miles, then use the extra time to eat, drink, and "choke"

why should we listen to this bozos advice. 20 bucks says he doesnt even have a sub 3:00 marathon pr

Comfortably hard... tempo... wrote:

Start off with the fast 24 miles, then use the extra time to eat, drink, and "choke"

okay wise guy. you still havent answered the questions. do you think it can be done in 12 hours? and do you have any real world experience?

I've had as many as 14 "chicken chokings" I'm a single day before. However, I don't think I could do more than one after running 24 miles. I would recommend getting this part out if the way before the running. Eat your donuts throughout, and 12 beers can be done in the final 3 or 4 hours.

I definitely think this is all possible in 12 hours for some people.

Six Liquids wrote:

Kareem Oliver Diaz wrote:

there can be no assistance in chicken choking. do you think it can be done in 24?

The known record is 19 hours. This participant chose to eat 24 donuts, and those were what was holding them back, not "chicken choking."

hmmm... interesting. we don't think we'll have the same issue as we calculated running one more mile is marginally easier than eating one more donut. the real question is...can it be done in 12 hours...?

Wefarted wrote:

I've had as many as 14 "chicken chokings" I'm a single day before. However, I don't think I could do more than one after running 24 miles. I would recommend getting this part out if the way before the running. Eat your donuts throughout, and 12 beers can be done in the final 3 or 4 hours.

I definitely think this is all possible in 12 hours for some people.

queue viagra warning. but also youre an animal. and also how are you supposed to run after 6 sessions. i think you'd have negative tadpole count at that point. you cant be firing blanks.

Dude you're a loser. Please stop. One day soon you will look back and realize what a juvenile moran you were.

If any team in the NCAA is going to do it in 12 hours, you gotta gotta like BYU's chances. Those dudes are tanks when it comes to drinking. Also based on the size of most of their families, you gotta think they can choke pretty good to

I do think it could be done in under 12, but it's unlikely. You're looking at about 5,300 calories to take in, but the 24 miles will help with that to an extent- one reason to front load them- they will make you able to eat and drink more. If you drink regularly and the 24 miles isn't so far beyond your typical training that it will exhaust you to the point of being unable to "perform", the your main hurdle will be your refractory period. That's why it is so important to have the extra time on your hand(s).

Real world experience? 2/3 of the mileage, 1/3 the beer and 1/3 of the "chokes " make for a normal long run day.