So I think I've had a Hemmaroid or butt infection these past couple of weeks because wiping my butt righty now feels WAAAAAY too good right now. It's like the most satisfying itch ever, practically orgasmic.
And way to treat this? I don't feel like bending over for a doctor.
Do you need pics?
You might have worms.
pics?
You've probably been riding your bike with the dildo attachment instead of your selle royale. again.
Worm Dr. wrote:
You might have worms.
I wish I did but I haven't lost any weight, so it's not worms.
very interested wrote:
pics?
Look in the mirror.
Brooks in the saddle wrote:
You've probably been riding your bike with the dildo attachment instead of your selle royale. again.
Brooks? Selle Royale? Are you like 60 years old? Only old timers use those brands.
Always keep a jar of Tucks medicated pads and Recti Care
Anorectal cream. For those too trying times.
There is nothing orgasmic about wiping with hemorrhoids.
I second worms. Do you scoot along the floor like a dog?
How much will it cost you to go to a doctor instead of getting your health advice from LetsRun?
jbxdj wrote:
I second worms. Do you scoot along the floor like a dog?
No, I'm not an animal. If it was worms, I would have saw things squirming in the toilet bowl.
The Dirty Duck wrote:
There is nothing orgasmic about wiping with hemorrhoids.
Then probably not hemrrhoids but something else that makes your butt hole itch. Saw a small bit of blood one time wiping but nothing else.
ProTip wrote:
How much will it cost you to go to a doctor instead of getting your health advice from LetsRun?
It will cost me my dignity.
anon. wrote:
Always keep a jar of Tucks medicated pads and Recti Care
Anorectal cream. For those too trying times.
Sounds like you have experience with this sort of thing. Don't think I need that lidocaine based cream since it's not painful. It's actually pleasureful....... Which it shouldn't be too that degree.
Wise One wrote:
Brooks in the saddle wrote:You've probably been riding your bike with the dildo attachment instead of your selle royale. again.
Brooks? Selle Royale? Are you like 60 years old? Only old timers use those brands.
Yeah, well only the homo erotic noobs have dispensed with a seat altogether.
Buy a Brooks and save your ass for your bf.
Wise One wrote:
ProTip wrote:How much will it cost you to go to a doctor instead of getting your health advice from LetsRun?
It will cost me my dignity.
You wear lycra in a coffee shop. You have no dignity.
Wise One wrote:
jbxdj wrote:I second worms. Do you scoot along the floor like a dog?
No, I'm not an animal. If it was worms, I would have saw things squirming in the toilet bowl.
Almost impossible to see pin worms, when they die their tiny bodies turn into a clear liquid and they are very, very tiny.
Get some pin worm medicine for a few bucks at a place like Walgreen's or CVS. If you feel much better the next day and the itch goes away then you have pin worms. Will have to wash all your clothes and wipe down anything you have touched like door handles, cookware handles, etc.
Probe of Uranus wrote:
Wise One wrote:It will cost me my dignity.
You wear lycra in a coffee shop. You have no dignity.
Look who's taking; You wear shorts so short that it makes a gay man take a second peek.
Teeny, Tiny Pin Worms wrote:
Wise One wrote:No, I'm not an animal. If it was worms, I would have saw things squirming in the toilet bowl.
Almost impossible to see pin worms, when they die their tiny bodies turn into a clear liquid and they are very, very tiny.
Get some pin worm medicine for a few bucks at a place like Walgreen's or CVS. If you feel much better the next day and the itch goes away then you have pin worms. Will have to wash all your clothes and wipe down anything you have touched like door handles, cookware handles, etc.
Oh dear God, what kind of satanic creature is this????
At night, the female worm leaves her home in an infected person's lower intestinal tract. She slips out of her host's rectum and lays eggs in the folds of skin around the edge of the anus. The eggs are deposited in a sticky, jelly-like substance that, along with the wriggling of the mother pinworm, causes severe itching. The eggs can be transferred to the fingers, either by directly scratching the anal area or by way of clothing or bedding. They can then be carried to the mouth and swallowed or can be transmitted to others by touch.
Since the eggs can survive for up to 20 days, they might be found in bedding and clothing. If these materials are shaken, it is even possible to spread the eggs in the air and swallow them directly. Once eaten, the eggs hatch in the intestine and develop into adult worms within 2 to 6 weeks. Adult worms can live for approximately 3 months and an adult female can lay more than 10,000 eggs in her lifetime.
Fortunately, my rectum doesn't itch when I'm asleep so it is likely not pinworms I hope.
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