I'm afraid I may have blown my chances with this girl. Stupid oatmeal.
I'm afraid I may have blown my chances with this girl. Stupid oatmeal.
Some girls like butt stuff.
Perhaps it makes her more comfortable seeing a flaw in you if she thinks your hot stuff. If you don't show any flaws, she won't get comfortable and just feel inferior to your presented perfection.
No. I once tried to, but ended up pooping instead of farting. It was a good save, as it would have been really embarrassing to fart.
I've heard a few frontside farts
i did during a lecture onces. I couldn't bring myself to look up or acknowledge it but out of the corner of my eyes i could see everyone around me glance my direction for a second and then look back to the front
Yep...and why do you think I'm called "Gasser?" 😅
Bob Sacamano wrote:
I'm afraid I may have blown my chances with this girl. Stupid oatmeal.
Depends. What did it smell like?
I had one date with this hot chick back in the college days. Nothing remarkable the first time out, but I did hear some stuff about food allergies or something.
So late the next day, I decide to pay a visit to the dorm room. Because. College. Right?
Problem is, hot chick gets the door and is essentially turning me away. I started to notice my eyes were watering, but I thought maybe it was this particular dorm bacterial count or something. I smoothly make my way into the room, and notice hot chick is in sweatpants and a T-shirt, so I'm thinking how easy it will be to whip that stuff off, right?
Only now, I'm basically in a WWI trench getting mustard gassed. WhatEVER hot chick ate for lunch, or maybe at last night's dinner was apparently fermented just right, because it might as well been the siren sequence in Silent Hill - paint was coming off the walls.
Never said a word to her again.
Ever fart in the catcher's face?
Bob Sacamano wrote:
I'm afraid I may have blown my chances with this girl. Stupid oatmeal.
No, no! She will now feel free to queer.
Thanks!
Be careful that something like this doesn't happen...there will never be a second date 😕
It's typically considered an insult ifyou farted in her general direction!
Is she British?
Speakers knickers wrote:
Perhaps it makes her more comfortable seeing a flaw in you if she thinks your hot stuff. If you don't show any flaws, she won't get comfortable and just feel inferior to your presented perfection.
I've gone Paula Radcliffe/Mikael Ekvall on dates before. Seldom, but in this life, I had to go the distance. Like Rocky.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZVWeA7a-QRemembering now wrote:
I had one date with this hot chick back in the college days. Nothing remarkable the first time out, but I did hear some stuff about food allergies or something.
So late the next day, I decide to pay a visit to the dorm room. Because. College. Right?
Problem is, hot chick gets the door and is essentially turning me away. I started to notice my eyes were watering, but I thought maybe it was this particular dorm bacterial count or something. I smoothly make my way into the room, and notice hot chick is in sweatpants and a T-shirt, so I'm thinking how easy it will be to whip that stuff off, right?
Only now, I'm basically in a WWI trench getting mustard gassed. WhatEVER hot chick ate for lunch, or maybe at last night's dinner was apparently fermented just right, because it might as well been the siren sequence in Silent Hill - paint was coming off the walls.
Never said a word to her again.
9/10
A classic.
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