It's my father in law's bday next weekend and I'm paying for breakfast buffet. Him, his lady friend, my wife all at a pricy joint. I effin love bacon. Especially at this place. Would it be wrong for me to just eat plates of bacon? Nothing else except coffee to wash it down. I'm Jewish by the way but her family is not. I don't think that really raises their eyebrows, more concerned about the just eating bacon thing. Also a side question ... can I get hurt eating two pounds of bacon?