using trackbot's post database as a corpus, it generates a page of a Letsrun thread based on what it 'thinks' people are most likely to say. The usernames, titles, and posts are all random. It only uses posts since August 2016, and the corpus refreshes every 10 minutes. Feel free to post any particularly good ones in this thread.
you can refresh the page for a new one, but my server is slow so sorry if it takes a little while to load.