Tips and tricks for picking up women at Inauguration protest? All advice welcome!

The main thing is to wear nice clothes and act like a "big shot." Tell any prospects that you have a vision of being President someday. And you might want to raddle-off the names of the first 10 Presidents or so, the Gettysburg Address, and maybe some history of the White House. Women into politics fall for that kind of stuff...it's worked for me every time. 😉

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Yung Protester 413 wrote:

Not gonna be long-winded about it. Live in NYC, 25 years old, currently unemployed. Have nothing to do today so figured I'd go to a Trump protest and see if I can score. What's the best way to pick up women at a political protest? All advice welcome.

Join and listen to them. Easiest way.

Wear one of them goofy pink knit hats, the over 60 Bernie Sanders hippie chicks will invite you back to Motel 6 for herbal tea and a BJ. They'll take their teeth out.

Cruiser wrote:

The main thing is to wear nice clothes and act like a "big shot." Tell any prospects that you have a vision of being President someday. And you might want to raddle-off the names of the first 10 Presidents or so, the Gettysburg Address, and maybe some history of the White House. Women into politics fall for that kind of stuff...it's worked for me every time. 😉

Disagree. If he's trying to pick up Trump supporters, he'll want to seem as uneducated as possible so as not to be accused of being a liberal elite.

So, to have success, play dumb.

Try explaining stuff to the ladies. That will go over well.

Hhhgrecess wrote:

Cruiser wrote:

The main thing is to wear nice clothes and act like a "big shot." Tell any prospects that you have a vision of being President someday. And you might want to raddle-off the names of the first 10 Presidents or so, the Gettysburg Address, and maybe some history of the White House. Women into politics fall for that kind of stuff...it's worked for me every time. 😉

Disagree. If he's trying to pick up Trump supporters, he'll want to seem as uneducated as possible so as not to be accused of being a liberal elite.

So, to have success, play dumb.

You believe he'll find trump supporters at the trump protest? Or are you just following your own advice?

Are you a white male? If so, loudly complain about how privileged you are. Frequently refer to Obama as the best president ever. Let everyone know that you believe Hillary wasn't elected due to sexism. This should get you in the door with many of the SJWs there.

If she asks what you think of women's rights, say "Well they're better than women's wrongs amirite"

Just look em in the eye and ask "hey, how you doin"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_FMeb80vN8

I believe the proper pickup line is, "How good are you at making a sandwich? "