Oh almighty Lord Donald Trump all honor and glory is yours. You who have had the biggest inaugural crowds, and the biggest popular vote and who has done the most for your loyal followers than any other ever, all honor and glory is yours and yours alone.
And those who blasphemy you in the media by criticizing your greatness are liars and cowards and will be damned. And those who in the FBI who dare investigate your appointments are dishonest and evil and shall be damned. And anyone who doesn't see your greatness or who commits blasphemy by calling hypocrisy is just jealous that Hillary lost and they will be damned. Every appointment you make are of the greatest and smartest people until they arenot.
Oh you Lord Trump are a jealous Lord and will not tolerate any praise of false gods such as obama, Bush or Bill clinton. The word of the Lord will smite those down doubters viciously through tweet or by the archangel Huckabee sanders.
I lord, will never see any wrong doing from you. I will only praise and worship you.
I will always believe everything you tell me. All my trust is placed in you.
For I am and will always be your humble servant. You are my Lord and master.
I don't think I just follow.