There once was a child that was mentally ill. He inherited some money, but paid none of his bills! A real estate mogul who thought he could deal...needing a bib and ketchup when he ate fancy meals.
He built golf courses, casinos, and had products galore. All ending in bankruptcy, lawsuits, and more...! He bought his way into Reality TV. But this idiot -- trust me -- no one wanted to see...! His wives, and his children are really no better. They're complicit and sad, but each one a true debtor.
One day he found a constituency. The uneducated dregs of society. These poor Sheeple were conned into following this fool. Living Proof they never went, or were kicked out of school. A failure at businesses, marriages...even telling the truth. Yep, Putin's LITTLE BITCH F--KED each voting booth...!
Trumpty Dumpty said he'd build a great wall. He proclaimed Mexican "rapists" would pay for it all! He said "30 days and ISIS is over." Then stuck his nose in the Saudis' asses, like a doggy named Rover! His rantings and tweets were merely DISTRACTION. While every day more and more people exclaimed dissatisfaction.
He stumbled into the White House with a crew full of Clowns. Firing qualified people all over that town!
His executive orders are simply hot air. Jesus, take a look at this idiot's combovered hair!
No charm, no honor...an ignorant ass. This draft-dodging infant has absolutely NO CLASS!
He's broke and he's dumb....NO leader at all. The tales this schmuck tells are unbelievably tall!
Reporters would ask, "Why not fix the country instead..?" He cried, "Fake News..." and "....you're better off dead!"
He began signing orders, that helped no one but him. Spewing hate. Inciting riots. Vacationing on a whim.
But The People rose up, and investigations began...his practices causing a stir. The ones in his corner, once walking, now ran! A new phrase, "IMPEACH THIS IMPOSTER!"
Try as he might to trick, cheat and hurt us...he'll only reveal himself and his circus.
When history gets it's one final say....it will clearly define this joke of the day.
For few things in life are certain we know...
Yet he could stroke out as soon as tomorrow.