You wouldn't do any of that and you know it. If Trump gave the OK to fly a grotesque caricature of the Queen over the White House during her visit you would join the rest of the world in hyper-outrage over the disrespect shown to another country's leader by a representative of all the people, and you wouldn't give a damn who paid for it. Man/Woman/Trans up and admit it.
I like your typo "hyperthetical". It doesn't have a meaning yet so I say we give it one and start using it.