1. Have tattoos
2. Drink soda
3. Watch the NFL
4. Send your kids to public school
5. Have more than 1 dog
6. Watch MMA or UFC
7. Go camping
8. Wear Under Armour hooded sweatshirts
9. Eat fast food
For starters, I have two dogs, but you barely notice them with our estate and the size of our lot. Further, I have been known to drink a coke when I am the DD and sometimes in a moment of weakness pound a Dr. Pepper that stares at me when I am buying groceries (on vacation of course. Only Whole Foods other than that)