Did I really geezer somebody?

I'm going on 71 my already 72 year old GF calls me her Boy Toy.

My 60 year old GF calls me her 'Old Geezer BF"

Age of Geezerhood is fluid. Live life don't count the days in it.

not that old wrote:

So, I'm 52 and I ran in a local 5k on Sunday. I had a decent time - 2nd place masters - and sprinted past a 20-something guy just before the finish. After the race, he says "nice kick" and wanders off.

A couple of minutes later, I am talking to a couple of friends and I hear someone talking about getting geezered at the finish. I turn around and it's the guy I out-kicked.

Am I really a geezer?

One of the best expression I learned on this site is "humble brag" and I guess you're never too old to do it.

another geezer wrote:

not that old wrote:

So, I'm 52 and I ran in a local 5k on Sunday. I had a decent time - 2nd place masters - and sprinted past a 20-something guy just before the finish. After the race, he says "nice kick" and wanders off.

A couple of minutes later, I am talking to a couple of friends and I hear someone talking about getting geezered at the finish. I turn around and it's the guy I out-kicked.

Am I really a geezer?

One of the best expression I learned on this site is "humble brag" and I guess you're never too old to do it.

+1

It's even better for us old ladies. Then the young guy I outkick is both geezered and chicked at the same time.

Oh, I'm not humble, and I'm not above a little bragging now and then. That just wasn't the actual point of this post. The point is that I don't feel old, I don't want to be old, and I don't think I particularly look old. Being called a geezer is kinda bothersome.

Funny! The same exact thing happened to me this weekend. But it wasn't a local 5k, it was a large CHAMPIONSHIP RACE with prize money on the line. Also, I didn't take 2nd place masters, i took FIRST PLACE OVERALL. And the dude that I out-kicked wasn't 20-something, he was an up and coming teenager with multiple FULL RIDE offers to Division I programs.

He did use the same geezer line when chatting with his friends after the race. I overheard him just like you did, but instead of posting about it online I knocked his teeth LOOSE and winked at his HOT girlfriend who offered me a HJ.

another geezer wrote:

not that old wrote:

So, I'm 52 and I ran in a local 5k on Sunday. I had a decent time - 2nd place masters - and sprinted past a 20-something guy just before the finish. After the race, he says "nice kick" and wanders off.

A couple of minutes later, I am talking to a couple of friends and I hear someone talking about getting geezered at the finish. I turn around and it's the guy I out-kicked.

Am I really a geezer?

One of the best expression I learned on this site is "humble brag" and I guess you're never too old to do it.

both posts above you were humblebrags and as I add that I was aware of the Harris Wittels humblebrag expression before it first use on this site in summer of 2012 my post becomes another humblebrag.

SEX BATMAN wrote:

Funny! The same exact thing happened to me this weekend. But it wasn't a local 5k, it was a large CHAMPIONSHIP RACE with prize money on the line. Also, I didn't take 2nd place masters, i took FIRST PLACE OVERALL. And the dude that I out-kicked wasn't 20-something, he was an up and coming teenager with multiple FULL RIDE offers to Division I programs.

He did use the same geezer line when chatting with his friends after the race. I overheard him just like you did, but instead of posting about it online I knocked his teeth LOOSE and winked at his HOT girlfriend who offered me a HJ.

and then posted about it online

The key is to be Ed Whitlock, and just leave them speechless.

Yes, at 52 you are a geezer to somebody in their 20s.

You don't have to outrun anyone. You just have to outlive them.

Supa!

Mr. Obvious wrote:

Yes, at 52 you are a geezer to somebody in their 20s.

At 35 I was really attracted to a 23-year-old intern at work. One evening I am out for after-work drinks with her and a 20-something friend of hers. After whispers between the two of them, with occasional glances at me, the intern asks, "What age woman would you consider dating?" Suddenly flush with hope and anticipation, I say, "Why do you ask?" "Well," she says, "my friend's mom is 50 ..." Yikes! Fifty was REALLY old to me at the time. In the land of geezerhood, for sure. And at 35, I was certainly a geezer to the 23-year-olds.

daaaamn50 is pushing it. but being around 35 I sometimes see late teenage girls with their early 40 mothers and I dont know which one I would rather have a good time with.

geezer since 30 wrote:

At 35 I was really attracted to a 23-year-old intern at work. One evening I am out for after-work drinks with her and a 20-something friend of hers. After whispers between the two of them, with occasional glances at me, the intern asks, "What age woman would you consider dating?" Suddenly flush with hope and anticipation, I say, "Why do you ask?" "Well," she says, "my friend's mom is 50 ..." Yikes! Fifty was REALLY old to me at the time. In the land of geezerhood, for sure. And at 35, I was certainly a geezer to the 23-year-olds.

amkelley wrote:

It's even better for us old ladies. Then the young guy I outkick is both geezered and chicked at the same time.

This whole chicked/geezered thing is stupid, but I think you need to be th first chick or geezer to claim this.

For example, the OP wasn't even the fastest geezer, so everyone he beat would lost to an old guy anyway.

I get that "chicked" sounds a little like "clipped" as in "clipped at finish", but I still don't think passing a runner at the end when neither of you were in the running to win anything counts as a chicking.

Much worse than losing to an old person or female is finishing behind a fat guy. That's when you know you suck.

what is a fat guy?

everything 170 up?

Bring Back the 880 wrote:

amkelley wrote:

It's even better for us old ladies. Then the young guy I outkick is both geezered and chicked at the same time.

This whole chicked/geezered thing is stupid, but I think you need to be th first chick or geezer to claim this.

For example, the OP wasn't even the fastest geezer, so everyone he beat would lost to an old guy anyway.

I get that "chicked" sounds a little like "clipped" as in "clipped at finish", but I still don't think passing a runner at the end when neither of you were in the running to win anything counts as a chicking.

Much worse than losing to an old person or female is finishing behind a fat guy. That's when you know you suck.

Well it is possible to be old, fat and female simultaneously. In fact, I believe that half the people on this site fit that bill.

Question: What if The fonz was an aging distance runner?Answer:

SEX BATMAN wrote:

Funny! The same exact thing happened to me this weekend. But it wasn't a local 5k, it was a large CHAMPIONSHIP RACE with prize money on the line. Also, I didn't take 2nd place masters, i took FIRST PLACE OVERALL. And the dude that I out-kicked wasn't 20-something, he was an up and coming teenager with multiple FULL RIDE offers to Division I programs.

He did use the same geezer line when chatting with his friends after the race. I overheard him just like you did, but instead of posting about it online I knocked his teeth LOOSE and winked at his HOT girlfriend who offered me a HJ.

Bring Back the 880 wrote:

Much worse than losing to an old person or female is finishing behind a fat guy. That's when you know you suck.

Even worse is finishing behind someone pushing a stroller. Even if I'm an old lady and the stroller-pusher is a fit-looking young man.