For what ever reason this has become an epidemic in my friend group over the last 2 years.
Instead of saying a quick greeting, i.e. "hey." Or "what's up", EVERY ONE OF MY (MALE) FRIENDS does this.
1. Smile like we have a secret or something is funny 2. Make knowing eye contact with me. Maybe nod their head. 3. Say a greeting, but it's dripping with sarcasm: "it's so good to see you [my name]" or "How has your day been so far?" To which I reply "good". If I say good normally, they continue their sarcastic side of the conversation: "Oh, I'm glad to hear it". If I say it as a question (good? like as in why are you asking me that question sarcastically right now) they'll say something along the lines of "Oh what's wrong [my name]? Are you upset?"
They also like to put their arms around me, compliment my body, etc as "haha gay=funny" and my reaction, whether it's negative or neutral or playing along, is always amusing to them too.
So far addressing it has gotten me a "calm down, jeez".
Help me. What do I tell them to get them to stop? Since im trying to paint the whole picture here, I'm bisexual and they don't know it, and I get that as I'm not feminine or anything they don't suspect it, and it shouldn't make me more offended than if I was straight (it's not a hate crime) but I'm genuinely upset about it and I can't get them to take my words seriously. Any of them, whether it's addressing the way they treat me or anything else I say, they see it as either 1. funny to them or 2. me overreacting.