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Are these scientists part of the 97% climate changers? Cause they're really good at predicting stuff.
dad bod wrote:
Are these scientists part of the 97% climate changers? Cause they're really good at predicting stuff.
Not funny at all. My models have shown that by 2025 not only will our pets be talking to us they maybe hacking elections.
I don't think our dogs will live until 2050.
Dogs already talk to me. I just do not understand what they're saying.
Sit Stay wrote:
Dogs already talk to me. I just do not understand what they're saying.
Dogs are intuitives. They understand feeling and emotion. People rely on words. A dog understands not only its name but how its name is said and the body language used to say it. People are not good at that. If people were good at that, like dogs, they would understand dogs much better.
What a load of horse shit
And pigs will fly thus allowing CAFOs to be built in the sky.
Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations are, perforce, ConÂcentrated Animal Feces Operations. Every hog produces ten times as much feces as a human being. Imagine if you produced ten times as much shit as you do right now.
A single land based CAFO in Utah is home to 850,000 hogs, producing as much shit as the city of New York. New York City has fourteen sewage treatment plants. CAFOs have none. This presents someÂthing of a problem.
In order to dispose of hog waste, farmers have, since time imÂmemorial, used it as fertilizer. It's a nice idea. The pig eats an ear of corn and, two or three minutes later, takes a dump. The feces is then used as fertilizer to grow more corn, which is then fed to the pig, producing more feces, and so on and so forth. It's the circle of life.
The concentration of hundreds of thousands of animals in a small area has disrupted this delicate balance by overloading the feces side of the equation. The waste from a hundred thousand pigs cannot be recycled in the same way. This is where our lagoons come into play.
A typical factory farm lagoon holds anywhere from five to twenty-five million gallons of untreated pig dung. As you might imagine, it smells a bit. In fact, according to pilots, you can smell a CAFO dung lagoon from an altitude of three thousand feet. The smell also travels horizontally. People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values. If you live downwind of a CAFO, the value of your property drops thirty percent. If you drink a glass of orange juice, it tastes like hog shit.
Have a nice chat with your dog about this.
Woof
Better chance that by then people will be so stupid they will simply be barking at the dogs and it will appear to an observer that the two are communicating.
I just had a dream last night that a diseased talking dog was the leader of ISIS. Coincidence?
They already do:
Just what I need, my black Lab telling me 100 times an hour that he is hungry.
This guy claimed he was spoken to by a dog. His mistake was listening to the dog and acting upon what he thought he heard:
I predict by 2050 dogs will consume humans the same way humans consume/slaughter other animals now. It's a dog eat dog world.
I think these scientists are barking up the wrong tree. It would be too ruff for dogs to talk to us.
Ma bitch talk all day!
Dogs eat feces so it might be interested. They like to smell stinky things too.
If they bring dogs to that pig farm they will eat the feces, then they can disperse to re-poop it somewhere else.
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?