Beer Mile - Canada Crushes the USA

That and the extra few years of training from starting younger.

So no Americans start when they're young?

Glad I could be proud of this accomplishment and all that maple syrup you make. Wanker.

gocanucks wrote:

Canada cleans up!

Is it because all you yanks grew up drinking crappy low alcohol beer?

When you account for population Canada is better than the USA in almost every way (aside from weather)

gocanucks wrote:

So no Americans start when they're young?

He's referring to the 2-year difference in which one is legally able to drink. Even so, it's a dumb argument that is more than negated by the fact that there are 10x as many people in the USA than in Canada.

gocanucks wrote:

When you account for population Canada is better than the USA in almost every way (aside from weather)

I can't stop laughing. The gangs in Chicago could invade and take over Canada in a week. You're lucky you border the U.S. or you'd be Russia part II.

gocanucks wrote:

Canada cleans up!

Is it because all you yanks grew up drinking crappy low alcohol beer?

LOTS of Americans are weaklings who drink weak beers. But Labatt also comes from Canada....

So being a violent war mongering nation-state is a positive attribute?

$ wrote:

gocanucks wrote:

When you account for population Canada is better than the USA in almost every way (aside from weather)

I can't stop laughing. The gangs in Chicago could invade and take over Canada in a week. You're lucky you border the U.S. or you'd be Russia part II.

Putting aside any nationality taunts the record beer mile by Corey of 4:34 is incredible. How he managed to down 4 beers and run a mile in 4:34 is unbelievable. It looked like he spent roughly 34 seconds with a beer in his hand and 4 minutes running.

Pointing out that we are better in that regard since you claimed that Canada was better in every regard except weather. Also, you're part of the "coalition" bombing in the middle east. So go easy on the war mongering bit since you're a paticipant.

$ wrote:

gocanucks wrote:

When you account for population Canada is better than the USA in almost every way (aside from weather)

I can't stop laughing. The gangs in Chicago could invade and take over Canada in a week. You're lucky you border the U.S. or you'd be Russia part II.

Russia builds better cars than the USA.

Canada is better in "that regard". We are more peaceful and less aggressive - to me that is a positive thing. I guess to you aggression is positive.

$ wrote:

Pointing out that we are better in that regard since you claimed that Canada was better in every regard except weather. Also, you're part of the "coalition" bombing in the middle east. So go easy on the war mongering bit since you're a paticipant.

$ wrote:

gocanucks wrote:

When you account for population Canada is better than the USA in almost every way (aside from weather)

I can't stop laughing. The gangs in Chicago could invade and take over Canada in a week. You're lucky you border the U.S. or you'd be Russia part II.

Send them up. They'd probably freeze to death before they crossed over. Plus they'd run out of ammo.

you guys LOST Vietnam/ Somalia wrote:

$ wrote:

I can't stop laughing. The gangs in Chicago could invade and take over Canada in a week. You're lucky you border the U.S. or you'd be Russia part II.

Send them up. They'd probably freeze to death before they crossed over. Plus they'd run out of ammo.

Better your problem than ours. How can we reciprocate?

Fellow Canuck wrote:

gocanucks wrote:

So no Americans start when they're young?

He's referring to the 2-year difference in which one is legally able to drink. Even so, it's a dumb argument that is more than negated by the fact that there are 10x as many people in the USA than in Canada.

Two more quality legal years drinking real beer counts. Canadians are just tougher though.

The population difference just hammers that home even more.

peacebrotha wrote:

Canada is better in "that regard". We are more peaceful and less aggressive - to me that is a positive thing. I guess to you aggression is positive.

You say that like Canada has the option to be aggressive. They're too small to do anything but ally with bigger warmongering countries like the USA.

Having lived in Canada for 6 years now I can agree that most things are better - unfortunately the states right wing leadership has eroded the country for years.

Canada has:

- higher wages

- better standard of living

- happier people

- higher education standards

- less working hours

- better community recreation

- better environmental standards

- more efficient cities

- more efficient airports

etc. etc. the list goes on

that's cute, canada wrote:

peacebrotha wrote:

Canada is better in "that regard". We are more peaceful and less aggressive - to me that is a positive thing. I guess to you aggression is positive.

You say that like Canada has the option to be aggressive. They're too small to do anything but ally with bigger warmongering countries like the USA.

We only need to defend our borders, not expand them. Try us.

gocanucks wrote:

Is it because all you yanks grew up drinking crappy low alcohol beer?

That's a fallacy.