Hilarious throwback to this HJ from California falling over in the snow

Here is a GIF if you can't be bothered to watch the foreplay:

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Ice over oily road surface. If you don't know how drive, run or walk on such a surface, just don't.

Oily road? WTF? That's got nothing to do with what's going on in that clip. If you don't know anything about winter road conditions, just don't post.

Ice-oil Road wrote:

Ice over oily road surface. If you don't know how drive, run or walk on such a surface, just don't.

She was cool about it afterwards and had a sense of humor.

HJ?

High Jump? wrote:

She was cool about it afterwards and had a sense of humor.

HJ?

I assumed at first it meant hand job, but based on context probably means hobby jogger.

Er... wrote:

Oily road? WTF? That's got nothing to do with what's going on in that clip. If you don't know anything about winter road conditions, just don't post.

Ice-oil Road wrote:

Ice over oily road surface. If you don't know how drive, run or walk on such a surface, just don't.

The term black ice in the United States is often incorrectly used to describe any type of ice that forms on roadways, even when standing water on roads turns to ice as the temperature falls below freezing. Correctly defined, black ice is formed on relatively dry roads, rendering it invisible to drivers. It occurs when in the textures present in all pavements very slightly below the top of the road surface contain water or moisture, thereby presenting a dry surface to tires until that water or moisture freezes and expands; drivers then find they are riding above the road surface on a honeycombed invisible sheet of ice.

Three other definitions of black ice by the World Meteorological Organization are:[1]

A thin ice layer on a fresh or salt water body which appears dark in colour because of its transparency;

A mariner's term for a dreaded form of icing sometimes sufficiently heavy to capsize a small ship;

Another term for ice on rocks in the mountains known equally as verglas (glaze ice).

That's nice and all but if you look she's running on a road right before a stop sign. She slipped on hard-packed snow made slick from cars sliding with their brakes on. There's no oily road surface or black ice involved. Are you guys all from SoCal or something?

Black Ice wrote:

The term black ice in the United States is often incorrectly used to describe any type of ice that forms on roadways, even when standing water on roads turns to ice as the temperature falls below freezing. Correctly defined, black ice is formed on relatively dry roads, rendering it invisible to drivers. It occurs when in the textures present in all pavements very slightly below the top of the road surface contain water or moisture, thereby presenting a dry surface to tires until that water or moisture freezes and expands; drivers then find they are riding above the road surface on a honeycombed invisible sheet of ice.