How did it go? I'm thinking of entering one.
How did it go? I'm thinking of entering one.
Pretty sure they've been done. I've seen pictures:
It takes a while for the effects to wear off. I was gay for like two weeks afterwards.
Double Rainbow wrote:
It takes a while for the effects to wear off. I was gay for like two weeks afterwards.
Doesn't matter though. Not like you're going to be picking up any chicks when you are a skinnyfat distance runner. Get in the gym and lift. Don't be a pusssy doing a stupid color run.
They're a great idea....
Why not combine an event that requires maximum lung capacity with...... toxic pollutants being sprayed at you while running. Brilliant.
What's next......the Marlboro Marathon? How about a Spartan race run through a field of asbestos?
If you are running along a heavily used truck highway or freight railroad you are getting plenty of petroleum diesel exhaust pollution.
It contains a toxic soup of ingredients, like carcinogens benzene and other polycyclic aromatic compounds, heavy metals such as arsenic and formaldehyde. It also contains soot particulates which find their way in the lungs and bloodstream.
Not to be outdone, there is now a Chocolate run series. A nice alternative for those that don't want powdered carcinogens thrown into their lungs during a running event.
https://www.hotchocolate15k.com/chicago
What a country!
expert on odd runs wrote:
Not to be outdone, there is now a Chocolate run series. A nice alternative for those that don't want powdered carcinogens thrown into their lungs during a running event.
https://www.hotchocolate15k.com/chicagoWhat a country!
The Chocolate run has a cool sweatshirt along with a basket of other stuff. You don't have to eat the chocolate as part of the race (or breathe it in) like the stupid color runs.
Might do one in April in Philly. They have a 5 or 15K to choose from.
Pretty sure it is called "African American" Run. Bigot.
That powder is a carcinogen.
Not to mention it is also a fire hazard. That powder is combustible. Look up what happened in Taiwan.
But hey, the powder is gluten and GMO free which makes it perfectly safe to breath it in right? You should go. Heck, bring you kids too so you can get a cool photo of you wrecking their lungs at a young age.
DixxOutForHarambae wrote:
Double Rainbow wrote:It takes a while for the effects to wear off. I was gay for like two weeks afterwards.
Doesn't matter though. Not like you're going to be picking up any chicks when you are a skinnyfat distance runner. Get in the gym and lift. Don't be a pusssy doing a stupid color run.
Ha, good point. You'd be bettter off getting a gym membership and doing some weights if you're looking to impress the ladies.
We did a number of Agent Orange runs back in the early 70s.
I don't recommend color runs for the same reason.
Boy did I have a good joke, but I am not sure I would ever be able to post again on here if I write it. Just use your heads...
