Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
Sitting down
Watching tv
Posting on LRC
Eating in restaurants
Shopping
That thing where I white person encounters a black or Hispanic person and then takes on that person's accent and diction.
Trolling for dollars... wrote:
Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
I have lived in NYC (undoubtedly the city with the highest taxi use of any American city), and I have never heard anyone do this.
Worry about their appearance. Masturbation.
never heard this wrote:
Trolling for dollars... wrote:Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
I have lived in NYC (undoubtedly the city with the highest taxi use of any American city), and I have never heard anyone do this.
Maybe it's just in the movies.
Trolling for dollars... wrote:
Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
Touch things after being told not to touch them because they may harm you. Examples: Things that are extremely hot/cold, Things that are sharp/broken, and so on
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Brush their teeth before eating breakfast. If you do it after breakfast your hours per day of having teeth brushed since last eating goes to about 18, instead of about 13.
Xmsjsndnd wrote:
Brush their teeth before eating breakfast. If you do it after breakfast your hours per day of having teeth brushed since last eating goes to about 18, instead of about 13.
Your mouth gets nasty because it dries out over night. The point of brushing your teeth in the morning is to get rid of the morning breath that forms as a result. While you're awake, your mouth stays wet and you don't really need to clean it.
Say something when another person sneezes.
If anything needs to be said, the person who sneezed should say "excuse me."
They also do this: hold a fork in the left hand; cut a piece of meat with fork and knife; lay the knife down; switch the fork from left hand to right; then raise the meat to the mouth with the right hand. What's that all about?
How about this: the fork is on the left-hand side of your plate for a reason. Keep it in your left hand. Cut a piece of meat with fork and knife, then raise the meat to your mouth with the left hand. Make sense?
Trolling for dollars... wrote:
Example: why do so many people yell "TAXI!" when hailing a cab? They can't hear you!!!
Yes they can.
Pushing the elevator button more than once.
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Instead of simply saying "hello", asking a rhetorical question like "how's it going?" or "what's up?" as a greeting, and then not waiting for an answer.
Need to know.... wrote:
Pushing the elevator button more than once.
And push the "up" button when they want to go down (or vice versa).
No, moron, the elevator won't "come up faster" because you pushed both the Up and the Down buttons.
Ana Theist wrote:
Need to know.... wrote:Pushing the elevator button more than once.
And push the "up" button when they want to go down (or vice versa).
No, moron, the elevator won't "come up faster" because you pushed both the Up and the Down buttons.
Little known fact - In most elevators the "close doors" button is not actually attached to anything. It is just there to placate the mindless masses who think they are reducing the waiting time for the elevator doors to close.
Wise, Unselfconscious Slob wrote:
Worry about their appearance. Masturbation.
Most women, and some guys, can't pass a mirror without checking themselves out.
Ana Theist wrote:
Say something when another person sneezes.
If anything needs to be said, the person who sneezed should say "excuse me."
They also do this: hold a fork in the left hand; cut a piece of meat with fork and knife; lay the knife down; switch the fork from left hand to right; then raise the meat to the mouth with the right hand. What's that all about?
How about this: the fork is on the left-hand side of your plate for a reason. Keep it in your left hand. Cut a piece of meat with fork and knife, then raise the meat to your mouth with the left hand. Make sense?
Only stupid right-handed people do that.