Opening monologue for a convention:
"Apparently companies are going with new and innovative ways of labeling their employees. Houghton Mifflin, for instance, calls their receptionist: Director of First Impressions." Quicken Loans jumped on board and created a position called, "VP of Miscellaneous Stuff." Well, apparently, the two Presidential campaigns recently appointed new hires. Clinton's new IT Director is called: _______________ and Trump's new makeup stylist is simply referred to as Agent Orange.
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