Just found out that my girlfriend of 2 years told someone "that having sex with me is like having sex with C-3PO"...

No, the question is how does your gf know what sex with C-3PO is like?

3PO's nickname is Goldenrod, kid. Sounds like your princess paid you one hell of a compliment!

You make her suck your finger?

I always wanted c3po to shut up. So, do you talk a lot. And I guess he complains a lot so do you complain during sex?

I think you have to leave and be cool.

When she presses you and presses you more for the reason leave it vague as in - 'I think it would be rude to get into, but it's a sex thing, and I don't think we can fix it.' Technically you would be telling the truth.

Mark Hamill wrote:

No, the question is how does your gf know what sex with C-3PO is like?

Her Steely Dan gave her a frame of reference

Star Wars comments wrote:

When she presses you and presses you more for the reason leave it vague as in - 'I think it would be rude to get into, but it's a sex thing, and I don't think we can fix it.' Technically you would be telling the truth.

Hahaha. You really know the right buttons to push!

You're making this up.

However, if this situation was real, I'd break up with this chick the moment I heard that. If she's straight up making fun of you like that behind your back, she's on her way to cheating on you. More than likely she already has.

This could be thread of the year.

Her statement could mean a number of things a number of levels, but yeah not a compliment. And sharing stuff like that, and it gets back to you--definitely not good. But that's on her, not you.

If everything else is good and you've thought about keeping this going then some open communication and probably counseling are in your future.

I think it means you are robotic and mechanical.

And also predictable.

You need to do it with more passion.

Ima bad man wrote:

You're making this up.

However, if this situation was real, I'd break up with this chick the moment I heard that. If she's straight up making fun of you like that behind your back, she's on her way to cheating on you. More than likely she already has.

this is the correct answer.

If you are not aware that the sex is not fulfilling for her you'll never 'fix' it.

Your'e a LOVE MACHINE

It's possible she thinks you're gay

Sounds like a dirty Sanchez might be a good call.

Your gf loves having sex with you, doesn't want her friends to know how good you are, and will say anything to discourage them from talking to you.

Look on the bright side. You are having sex. Based on other's experiences on this board, that puts you way ahead of the curve. So, who really cares what she thinks. Keep putting the boba in her fett and r2d2 her until you have somewhere else to put your light saber.

Rude-ass girlfriends suck wrote:

Just found out that my girlfriend of 2 years told someone "that having sex with me is like having sex with C-3PO"

You realize that she's talking about herself, right? She's saying that having sex with her is like having sex with C3PO.

More I think about it, the more I think it might not be a bad thing. And, what if she was joking or being silly? I just am not confident that she would confided with someone over this. Thoughts? Maybe I would be over reacting

It sounds like you are doing a poor job with human/cyborg relations. This is madness. It's time to tell her to go way. She'll be malfunctioning within a day. And don't let her beg you for help because she won't get it. There'll be no escape for the princess this time.