of crows?
of crows?
I will draw my concealed 9mm SIG Sauer, for which I have a CCW permit, from the 4 o'clock position in my waistband and go from there.
caw caw wrote:
of crows?
Just wave your arms around and yell SHOO!!! SHOO!!!
Holy Toledo wrote:
I will draw my concealed 9mm SIG Sauer, for which I have a CCW permit, from the 4 o'clock position in my waistband and go from there.
226?
Middle distance.
Unless the murderer is Ashton Eaton, who has the speed to catch just about anyone and enough endurance to hang with the likes of me. In which case, I'm doomed.
Classic
100m person. A 100m person would be the strongest and has the potential to fight the attacker.
Meanwhile, little girls can beat up marathon runners.
RvaRunner wrote:
1. Was I *JUST* dropped off and he pops out?
2. Was I dropped off in a car or truck? New model or older?
3. Does the vehicle have to, after dropping me off, go up a huge mountain hill?
4. Is the murderer a human being?
5. Am I in trainers?
1. Yes.
2. An RV, rented, in-between model.
3. No hill; if there were a hill you would still be in the RV.
4. Yes, and he's wearing a headlamp.
5. And cotton socks.
The logical choice is Ashton MF Eaton
Reminds me of a joke---
Let's say you are out in the forest off of a secluded dirt road, and you get really drunk-blank out-and the next morning wake up handcuffed to a tree, with your pants around your ankles, with your crotch covered in whipped cream and chocolate chips, and clothespins on your nipples. Would you tell your friends, or would you be too embarrassed by the situation???
(Generally answer is no)
Want to go camping?
Any kind of speed will be sufficient 90% of the time, but MD speed is a good hedge in case the murderer has some wheels.
Middle Distance for sure.
Good middle distance runners can outsprint nearly any average person, and their endurance after the sprint surely outclasses that of a random murderer.
400m hurdler. Speed, stamina, agility to traverse terrain.
I tell her I love her. Then proceed to make her happppppy.
So wait. I spring out of the bushes and surprise myself. Grab my own sleeve and spin out of my jacket. Then take off running. That would be interesting.
I'd take centro speed with a dose of rupp-certified strength
Ashton Eating wrote:
The logical choice is Ashton MF Eaton
He'd give that murder an Ashton Beatin'.
The longest name on letsrun.co wrote:
Is the murderer armed? And if so, with what weapon?
I'm seriously worried about evil clowns on my evening long run. There's been an international outbreak of them and they want to steal souls.
doot doot wrote:
Holy Toledo wrote:I will draw my concealed 9mm SIG Sauer, for which I have a CCW permit, from the 4 o'clock position in my waistband and go from there.
226?
A skinny runner concealing a 226 in a 4 o'clock position? Maybe a 229, but not a 226
Is the murderer black or white? Someone with West African heritage and potential sub-10 100 meter speed might require a different approach than a whitey with slow twitch.