calf blood protein

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D3 girl that parties hard wrote:

So there's this 800 guy on my team who's really fast and he said he takes calf blood protein supplements for his training and he says that's why he's really fast, because he dropped a ton of time ever since he started using the calf blood. He said he came across the idea from researching for a project about a science experiment or something in Oregon.

I want to get faster like him, so I went to the local cattle auction and bought a calf (obvious first step, right?) our school lets you keep pets so I won't have to worry about that. I just need to know how to drain the blood from the calf, I know how to do the rest with the injections and everything, I just need help with the extraction. Thanks in advance:

This sounds like the script for a South Park episode.

Knew Mitch Black was on the calf blood.

D3 girl that parties hard wrote:

So there's this 800 guy on my team who's really fast and he said he takes calf blood protein supplements for his training and he says that's why he's really fast, because he dropped a ton of time ever since he started using the calf blood. He said he came across the idea from researching for a project about a science experiment or something in Oregon.

I want to get faster like him, so I went to the local cattle auction and bought a calf (obvious first step, right?) our school lets you keep pets so I won't have to worry about that. I just need to know how to drain the blood from the calf, I know how to do the rest with the injections and everything, I just need help with the extraction. Thanks in advance:

Hang the calf by its rear hooves. Cut its throat and drain the blood into a bucket. Drink away. You can also cut the liver out and eat it on the spot to help with any iron deficiency.

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D3 girl that parties hard wrote:

So there's this 800 guy on my team who's really fast and he said he takes calf blood protein supplements for his training and he says that's why he's really fast, because he dropped a ton of time ever since he started using the calf blood. He said he came across the idea from researching for a project about a science experiment or something in Oregon.

I want to get faster like him, so I went to the local cattle auction and bought a calf (obvious first step, right?) our school lets you keep pets so I won't have to worry about that. I just need to know how to drain the blood from the calf, I know how to do the rest with the injections and everything, I just need help with the extraction. Thanks in advance:

Mate you misheard him, he said he was taking a acto-vegan.